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Mortimer: Wanna See A Magic Trick?

Some College Kid: *Shakes Head Vigorously*

Mortimer: Good ! AbRaCadABrA!! *Sews Mouth shut and Scout To Their Hand*

I just saw this ad and holy fuck. If you are prone to epilepsy or flashing light triggered migraines if you see the top of THIS ad -

[image of cropped tumblr ad. Text reads ‘sponsored by WordAds. 5 Unique and Awesome Lightsabers. Not all lightsabers are created equal.]

Do NOT pass go. Do not try to scroll past. It is LONG and consists of a single incredibly stretched gif of random moving and flashing lights without distinct colours. It is seems as if it was DESIGNED to tigger flashing light sensitive issues.

Anyway, fuck this ad & pass on the warning to any who see it.

felt so bad for 432 that I gave them a friend. is it even remotely accurate to canon? probably not. anyway, their name is Francis Smith (not to be confused with Francis Williams [who is the Sandwich Thief], Franz Matthews [they're missing], Francine Ostrovsky [She works in HR] and Francis Rodgers [hes old as shit and also is 547 while Francis Smith is 433

cracks knuckles i am going to rewrite an old tsp skip button ending fanfic because I hate math

So i am doing the escape pod ending rn and i also have that rare office event where every time you pass a window it's raining, i think its creepier than the ending without the rain.

How do I make Siri sound like the computer from courage the cowardly dog