This Is My Buddy Joey, We Consider Him A Lesser Form Of Life

this is my buddy joey, we consider him a lesser form of life

there should be an autism autonomy task force where you send them a special email and when they receive it they send a carrier pigeon to your location so you can write a confidential letter telling them about your situation and your needs and if it's urgent they come over and memory wipe everyone who would want to stop you from leaving and they take you and everything you own and put you in government funded housing and say "you live here now and your autism assistant will be arriving each desired day on horseback :)" but not to your face, they use telepathy to communicate concepts that you receive if you wish. and now you're free forever and you can live in the grass outside your house

yes I bled all over your perfect white carpet but my blood is actually pretty awesome you should be excited to live with my awesome blood

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the dream

non-floor people cannot comprehend the idea of someone who likes sleeping on the floor, you say you like floor more than bed and they do not absorb that informations properly