Hey Do You Know If Palestine Still Needs E-sims?

hey do you know if palestine still needs e-sims?

yes

buy an e-sim here!

🔥 send both johns to the philippines 🔥

John Linnell and John Flansburgh are in the Philippines!

Save some adobo for me, boys.

you cannot actually convince me this guy is not a major threat to society. It's only a matter of time before he does something crazy like light someone on fire or sprays toxic aerosols into the ozone or pretends to find a penny behind someone's ear

do you think the two people named dan in this smelly T M B G band are also up to something sinister? or were they just kidnapped and forced to play in this band by those sinister johnathans?

when's the last time you ever heard anyone talk about Dan or Danny? It's always John, John, and Marty. Thess little Daniels are forgotten about so often.

i feel bad for Dan Miller because he always looks so afraid. It's obvious he was kidnapped. Danny Whinekapf is a different story. He enjoys every minute of it. He has been part of the band so long he looks like Marty Smeller (or maybe he is a clone??). Obviously, this Daniel joined first and Dan Miller just happened to be hitchhiking and was then kidnapped by the Giant Losers

As a rule of thumb, don't reblog donation posts or people asking for donations unless they've been vetted and reblogged by Palestinian bloggers. We usually go to lengths to verify this shit because we know scammers have been faking to get people to send them money, using the urgency of our genocide as bait.

It's disgusting this is what we're dealing with, but people are losing money because of some truly evil people out there.

Accounts don't just randomly spring up on tumblr without gofundmes while asking for someone to help them create a campaign. Fuck out of here with that shit.