somejack - Jack of some trades
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Jack of some trades

23 yo Florida man. putting the BI back in Biochemist. if you think you know me no you don't. this machine kills fascists.

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11 months ago
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1 year ago

That first Polish-language encyclopedia was right about dragons. "It is hard to defeat a dragon, but you have to try." That is in fact a definition of "dragon" that cuts to the heart of the matter and covers all the essentials.

A dragon is something that A) is very hard to defeat and B) must be fought. That's it. That's all you really have to know when approaching the subject.

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1 year ago

Combat log: The effect Ibuprofen has ended.

Me: *instantly ragdolls*

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1 year ago
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1 year ago
I Like Ink Drinker.

I like Ink Drinker.

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1 year ago

Dani: Good morning. Lily: Good morning. Javi: Good morning. Kate: Good morning. Dexter: Good morning. Tyler: You all sound like robots. "Good morning. Good morning." Spice it up a bit! Boone, opening the door so hard it slams into the wall: Howdy, fuckers!


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1 year ago
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1 year ago
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1 year ago

Hell Yeah

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1 year ago

Taisiia Onofriichuk from Ukraine performs her hoop routine to the sound of "Thriller" by Michael Jackson at the 2024 Paris Olympics Rhythmic Gymnastics Individual Qualifiers


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1 year ago

There is one (1) MCU movie with emotional character interaction and instead of queerbaiting they just have a gay couple

People accusing the MCU of queerbaiting has always seemed off base to me because queerbaiting implies a level of emotional character interaction that the MCU has overall staunchly refused to feature. Nobody is even friends 


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1 year ago

Which carbon Is your favorite in Thymine specifically?

Which Carbon Is Your Favorite In Thymine Specifically?

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1 year ago

"what does a TARDIS malfunction sound like?"

"idk just dump the entire goofy sound effects library in the span of 10 seconds. That should do it"


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1 year ago
Royal Space Force : Wings Of Honneamise (1987)
Royal Space Force : Wings Of Honneamise (1987)
Royal Space Force : Wings Of Honneamise (1987)
Royal Space Force : Wings Of Honneamise (1987)

Royal Space Force : Wings of Honneamise (1987)

Mechanical designs from the movie

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1 year ago
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1 year ago
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1 year ago

THE GRATEFUL HOMIE: thanks man

THE GENEROUS HOMIE: don't sweat it

THE HOMIE WHO BREATHES A LITTLE TOO DEEP IN THE LOCKER ROOM: maybe sweat it a little


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1 year ago

Massachusetts is better than everywhere else in all conceivable ways.

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1 year ago
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1 year ago

(I will boop everyone who reblogs this post, for the record đź’–)


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1 year ago
Me And The Mutuals
Me And The Mutuals
Me And The Mutuals
Me And The Mutuals
Me And The Mutuals
Me And The Mutuals
Me And The Mutuals

me and the mutuals