Ranking Various Wilburs From My Favorite Dsmp Fics (aka The 5 Fics That I Never Shut Up About)

Ranking various Wilburs from my favorite dsmp fics (aka the 5 fics that I never shut up about)

5- Ours Poetica Wilbur. I get it. He's had a rough life. But he still makes my blood boil. Hate that fucker.

4- Flowers from 1970 Wilbur. Not super well characterized, but seems like a decent guy.

3- Passerine Wilbur. Poor guy deserved so much better. Angsty, but makes me happy to think about.

2- TUMOASD Wilbur. Fluffy family dynamic things. Serotonin. Cool superhero. What's not to love.

1- Mangobaii Wilbur. This man is my only source of joy. Wanted criminal. Has committed war crimes. In love with Corpse Husband. Doesn't know who Mickey Mouse is. Absolute best Wilbur.

gay friend groups are like *disneyland goofy mascot* *guy with 35 ex boyfriends* *the joker* *couch pisser* *his long lost father* *craziest guy ever like he ate an orange once* *wanted criminal who committed several crimes including theft trespassing returning artifacts from the british museum to the original owners and eating a grape in walmart* *corpse* *twitter space celebrity*

Me everytime Adam calls Olive "smart-ass":

Me everytime Adam calls Olive "sweetheart":

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I just realized that in Flowers From 1970

Dream would have woken up on the day George was born, probably knowing that this was the day the love of his life was finally in this world with him...

Wtf did he do that day? Did he silently whisper "Happy birthday" while smiling to himself? Does he do that whenever it's George's birthday? Did he keep count of George's age? Cuz he definitely knows, right???

I don't know about u but that's just.. ow..

Read the entirety of The Love Hypothesis in one sitting and I am happy to announce that I am in love with Adam Carlsen