Somethingaboutcheese - Mal

Me everytime Adam calls Olive "smart-ass":

Me everytime Adam calls Olive "sweetheart":

I just realized that in Flowers From 1970

Dream would have woken up on the day George was born, probably knowing that this was the day the love of his life was finally in this world with him...

Wtf did he do that day? Did he silently whisper "Happy birthday" while smiling to himself? Does he do that whenever it's George's birthday? Did he keep count of George's age? Cuz he definitely knows, right???

I don't know about u but that's just.. ow..

[The Love Hypothesis, by: Ali Hazelwood, aesthetic]

"carry yourself with the confidence of a mediocre white man."

"I wish you could see yourself the way I see you."

"You can fall in love: someone will catch you."

"You kiss him and next thing you know he's saving your ass and he's buying you scones and calling you a smart-ass in a weirdly affectionate tone"

"She would have loved to run to the edge of campus and scream into the void until modern civilization collapsed, but that wasn’t exactly a pressing matter."

"God, she had forced a married man, a father, to kiss her. Now people thought that he was having an affair. His wife was probably crying into her pillow. His kids would grow up with horrible daddy issues and become serial killers."

"his calm acceptance of her anxiety relaxed her"

i have a type and his name is Adam Carlsen

Read the entirety of The Love Hypothesis in one sitting and I am happy to announce that I am in love with Adam Carlsen