Peter: Pepper, Who Is Better: Me Or Harley?

Peter: Pepper, who is better: me or Harley?

Pepper: parents can’t choose between their kids, they should love them all equally.

Pepper, panicking: Peter, sunshine, why are you crying?

Tony, running: who made my kid upset?

Peter: *cries 2x louder*

i don't smoke for the obvious reasons of not wanting to develop an addiction to nicotine but god do i so often feel the emotion 'i need a cigarette'.

hey did you know??? that if you stop stretching and maintaining mobility in your body then it goes away?? things get tight and you can't move the way that you used to??? and when you decide to try getting a stretch routine going that the first week fucking sucks because you keep going 'damn i used to be able to do this no problem' and then you have to switch gears and be kind to yourself and just focus on getting better from here instead of berating yourself for dropping the good habits in the first place??? and your body never stops aging so you gotta keep taking care of it and sometimes you gotta take care of it extra in certain areas because of things that happened when you were younger and it's boring and sometimes hurts but it's so necessary???

i am yelling this at myself right now i am going through An Experience (trying to get into a routine of body maintenance again for my physical and mental health)

*Peter has been ill for a week and is high on medication and Tony is worried because they thought Peter couldn't get sick*

Tony: okay, but are you sure no deadly diseases or anything run in your family? Or anything at all?

Peter: well, pregnancy runs in my family. Over half my ancestors had it.

Tony: okay, anything other than pregnancy?

Peter: death is also a big one. An overwhelming majority of my ancestors experienced death at some point in their lives.

Tony: Kid, please don't mention death right now. I have a heart condition!

Peter: don't worry Mr Stark. Imma break the cycle

making art is so fucking hard. wheres that defunctland quote