Jujutsu High Has Recently Been Renovated After The Exchange Festival To Now Include Incomprehensibly

Jujutsu High has recently been renovated after the exchange festival to now include incomprehensibly long corridors. teachers and students alike have complained about the absolutely awful, almost haunting, definitely terrifying acoustics of them to no avail. sign this peition today to-

What if Danny was a wheelchair user?

I like seeing disabled rep in fantasy/ superhero genre.  I remembered that Danny has the power to fly and turn his legs into a ghostly tail. He could be a wheelchair user and it wouldn’t affect his ability to fight ghosts in the slightest.  

So here’s the idea:  Instead of Danny accidentally pressing something on the wall that makes the portal turn on, he steps on something in the portal with his feet.  He gets electrocuted and it damages the nerves in his feet all up his legs and now he uses a wheelchair to get around (In human form) 

His parents want to help him in the only way they know how.  They invent something for him.  A special chair that with the flick of a switch, can be folded up smaller than any other wheelchair, making it small enough to fit into a carry on bag in an airport, or tucked away under a carseat, (Or unbeknownst to the Fenton parents, for Sam and Tuck to hold for him while he’s fighting ghosts) and of course Jack and Maddie, BEING Jack and Maddie, they add ghost hunting features to it, including ecto-rays and a built in Fenton Thermos that works no matter what mode the chair is in. He often uses it as his primary thermos to capture ghosts.

Also in this AU everyone thinks Wes is an even bigger asshole because he’s bad at explaining how Danny is part ghost.

Wes: “Danny Fenton died that day in the accident.”

“Hey! That’s a really shitty way to talk about-”

Wes: “No! I mean he’s not human anymore-”

“DUDE! NOT COOL!”

Wes: “NO! THAT’S NOT WHAT I MEAN!”

sai: i’m glad you’re back sasuke, everyone else is so happy now. anyway i was thinking since we don’t really know each other we should spend some time together. i’ve been told i’m inept at most things so maybe you could teach me to cook or—

sasuke: you think i know how to cook?

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sai and sasuke: *banging on sakura’s door at 1 am* could you help us learn to cook

sakura who only eats hospital food and makes medicine: teach you to what now

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sai, sasuke, and sakura: can you teach us to cook?

yamato who was basically a test tube for most of his life and still doesn’t even quite get how people work: uhhh….

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sai, sasuke, sakura, yamato desperately: please tell us you know how to cook

kakashi: yeah

everyone: *sigh of relief*

kakashi: but i only cook toast it’s all i know how to make so it’s the only thing i eat

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the entirety of team seven completely hopeless: naruto there’s no way you know how to cook right?

naruto who has practically been left alone and self-sufficient since he was a baby: of course i know how to cook

yamato: is this like an only cup ramen thing or…?

naruto: no? i know i’m bad at stuff sometimes but cooking is a basic skill, none of you know how to cook? even the basics??

everyone else:

naruto: alright i’ll help. i already taught kurama to cook for days i don’t feel like it so teaching you guys should be easy. i’m not paying for all the groceries though.

kakashi: you what??

naruto: i’m not paying for groceries now hurry up and come in before i change my mind.