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I could subsist off one (1) pancheros burrito for three (3) days

I love being at work and I am not in pain and I do not want to cry

it's dumb fuck tuesday reblog if you're nothing

one thing about me i'm such a glow in the dark bitch i love that sickly green shit

im beginning to think that some of you really wouldn't download a car

I think the Silver Surfer should have a loose cock that gracefully hangs about as he soars across the celestial winds

me: man i sure wish i could view images on a digital screen using an efficient 24-bit color display

the nefarious RGB tri-color LEDs:

The best thing about being awesome is when you do good and you feel swell

Finally...

she grind on my nug till I keef

youre not rocking with my wheat offering?????

drac u later! haha! arent words fun

dealing with the epic highs (ovulation and being so fucking insane and horny) and lows (menstruation and being suicidal) of having this uterus

me (a lizardfolk) trying to compliment my warm-blooded, human girlfriend:

you have body heat :) ❤️

I don’t feel like a man trapped in a woman’s body I just keep getting jumpscared by the fact that I have boobs and it stresses me out

hows abouts I meows about it

i never ever gave a FUCK about the smurfs.

I'm really not a very angry person there's just a lot of rage inside me

Here it is I did it