Frisk Is Just A Fucking Baby. And Everyone Just Monologues At Them

frisk is just a fucking baby. and everyone just monologues at them

Even as a zelink shipper whenever people refer to Link and Zelda as soulmates it makes me laugh, cause yeah you're not wrong they totally are but Ganondorf is also technically their soulmate in that regard? The poly shippers have gotten around that issue but for everyone else he's literally born to third wheel. No wonder he's pissed, not only does he never get to realize his ambitions he's gotta watch that awkward teenage romance over and over for eternity. It's like he keeps scrolling past his NOTP and the block button isn't working. Bottling the princess just pisses off the other one, and the other one has the invincibility of a Nokia cell phone. What's a born hater to do

I love memetic communication when it gets to the point of being incomprehensible because can you imagine showing someone this picture

And asking them what Greek god it represents

war and murder are awful. killing another human being is a horrible thing to do. swords and guns are cool as fuck. these two beliefs exist simultaneously in my mind and do not conflict at all

White Boy

I don’t care when someone calls me a white boy.

I am pale and male, so calling me a white boy is purely descriptive. Even if someone intends it as an insult, I don’t care.

Go ahead and call me a pasty-ass cracker, I don’t give a fuck. I truly am a pasty-ass cracker, so why should I find that insulting?

None of this inspires an ethnic identity in me. It doesn’t incite me to see my skin color as anything other than a quaint accident of birth, rather than as something that holds any inherent meaning or value.

But someone calling a fictional character like the loathsome Dung Eater a “white boy kinnie” absolutely means to equate him with all white men. Absolutely means that all white men are monsters who must be exterminated.

They can say it’s a joke, but that’s only because they find the idea amusing, not because they consider it ridiculous.

I want a world of peace where pigmentation is a funny accident and a source of practical description, and not some kind of inherent “team colors” in an ethnic conflict.

But there’s no faster way to inspire an ethnic identity in white people than to tell them there are people in the world who hate them for the accident of birth that made them pale of skin.

The Neo-Nazis love when these bigots do that. It makes their recruitment efforts so much easier when you prove them right about white people needing to band together against everyone else.