Soobingsu - Crazy In Love

bts as things my gay friend has said.

seokjin: in this pool of straight guys there has to be one that finds me attractive, i mean  look at me, i’m a total babe. yoongi: sometimes i just can’t be around people who have sticks up their asses, myself included. hoseok: the first time i saw another dudes dick, i screamed, like full on screamed. i was so scared. namjoon: society teaches us that men are the superior and smarter gender. but guess what i just did? i burnt my pinkie by boiling water. jimin: excuse me? who in this friendship has the ass that everyone stares at?  taehyung: i don’t care if he’s attractive, he says haikyuu is lame. he’s a little bitch in my eyes. jungkook: my plan is to show him some memes and then ask to suck his dick. it’s a mature and well thought out plan if i do say so myself.

Jimin fascinated by his own smol hands 

NamJin (a little married)

original text from : @btsdadd