I Have A Massive Fear That No One Actually Likes Me, Rather Everyone Is Just Politely Tolerating Me Hoping

I have a massive fear that no one actually likes me, rather everyone is just politely tolerating me hoping I leave them alone

I get jealous really easily but not like an angry vengeful jealous more like a really sad lonely jealous because everybody likes everybody more than they like me and I really really don’t blame them. 

*uses the Oxford comma in a sentence that also contains “y'all”*

Millennial Sisyphus keeps entering all the information from his resume into the web form, only for it to delete everything when he tries to move to the next page. He just goes back and types it all up again, over and over again, forever, and he never gets a job.

i have to be funny because being hot is not an option

“You should never bottle up your emotions,” I say, kicking seventeen Emotion Bottles™ under the carpet.