Reblog If You Have A Cute Girldick.

Reblog if you have a cute girldick.

currently thinking about how the Tower of Babel actually happened. but it wasn’t a curse from a god, we didn’t do anything to earn it, it’s just a process that happened and continues to happen slowly and steadily across time.

the real Tower of Babel is the sharing of culture, of conversation and companionship. each connection made changes both sides just a little, until it becomes unclear whether there was any sides to begin with. our ways of speaking are composites of the expressions of everyone we’ve ever known and loved. to be known and loved is to be changed irrevocably, and to bring about change.

and i think that’s beautiful.

the japanese “-ne?” particle and the british slang term “innit” serve the same function

it's really weird having a first dog be blind and then getting a second who can see...like how was I supposed to be prepared for this.

this creature can perceive when I put the treats up on the high shelf. or when I hide stuff behind my back. I can't fool her!! she's always watching me and she shouldn't have this much knowledge!!!

I walk around at night and I shine my flash light directly into her eyes and I'll just be standing there staring at her weird blue orbs for like 5 seconds until I realize it's probably extremely annoying to her, because she has eyes!! I'll turn on the light in the room and she gruffs and grumbles like ?? oh right!! light wakes you up!! the fuck??

hai u can ask me stuff if u want

GET TO KNOW YOUR MUTUALS!!!

send numbers to ask questions!

1) whats your favorite tv show episode and why? 2) what is your dream job? 3) the best weather? 4) favorite album? 5) what are your hobbies? 6) under rated album we should know about? 7) least favorite food and why? 8) any body modifications that youd want? 9) youtube, netflix, hulu, or max? 10) do you have any hidden talents? 11) if you had a different name than your own what would it be? 12) if you were in avatar, what element would you bend? 13) a fact that you know that not many other people do but you think others should know about? 14) describe you’re favorite nature spot youve ever seen! 15) what is something youve never gotten to do but would love to do one day? 16) what’s your zodiac sign? 17) how tall are you? 18) do you drive? if so what if your dream car? 19) whats you’re favorite planet? 20) what tag do you view the most on tumblr?

this is 90% of why my blog says “i dont know how to use tumblr but im learning.” what the hell is this and how am i supposed to know

You're not immune to being the bully btw. You're not immune to being in the wrong