Spacefighter413 - Kalani A.

is it there? is it there? is it- THERE IT IS GET IT- is it there?

Extreme patience control

you, uh, sure he loves dirt?

Have you met my son? He's two. He loves dirt and running.

*tddl tddl tddl* what's this?

cronch cronch

Crawled in 🤗

(Source)

do I smell a Parasol Protectorate reference?

if it is then the little crunchies are preserved nonviable sheep embryos, just fyi

DM: Are you drunk after only one mug of ale?

Barbarian: Well, I had the formaldehyde, with the little crunchies–

DM: The innkeeper did NOT serve you formaldehyde–

Barbarian: I stepped out and found the local physician. The local veterinarian, actually.