I Step Outside My House

i step outside my house

the local farmer is standing near my rubbish bin

they come up to me and give me my favourite item

i go to the other side of my house

i start throwing my ball around

i hear a rustling noise from my bin

the farmer runs off with something in their hands

i have never felt more attracted to anyone in my life

are more popular blogs (that are technically your mutuals) supposed to make you feel all embarrassed when they leave a note on a post (that may or may not have been indirectly about them) and you feel as if you left a message in the schools group chat and one of the popular kids replied

we have only just become mutuals but here's the mutual time i have bestowed upon you:

vague gremlin

because i see your username popping up in my notes all the time and i always go :000!!!

hgrkskgrjjehdushabdjska thanks

i didnt even know you knew of my existence so going onto tumblr to see this was an elbow in the face and a punch in the gut

do i just not want to be fully human or something

is that whats happening

i made an undertale uquiz

please give me (constructive) criticism i did this in less than thirty minutes

Reblog if I can go on your page and write stupid things in your ask box whenever I'd like to.