Thats It

that’s it

IM SO DEPRESSED I ACT LIKE ITS MY BIRTHDAY

It’s funny how science fiction universes so often treat humans as a boring, default everyman species or even the weakest and dumbest.

I want to see a sci fi universe where we’re actually considered one of the more hideous and terrifying species.

How do we know our saliva and skin oils wouldn’t be ultra-corrosive to most other sapient races? What if we actually have the strongest vocal chords and can paralyze or kill the inhabitants of other worlds just by screaming at them? What if most sentient life in the universe turns out to be vegetable-like and lives in fear of us rare “animal” races who can move so quickly and chew shit up with our teeth?

Like that old story “they’re made of meat,” only we’re scarier.

"This is a Joe Alwyn album" "This is a Matty Healy album" shut up shut up SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!! Swifties are so annoying, this is a TAYLOR SWIFT ALBUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY IS YOUR FIRST REACTION TO ASSIGN THINGS TO A MAN!!!!!!!!!!!! I HAVE HAD ENOUGH!!!!!

I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHIN' RIGHT NOW!!!!!!! I'D RATHER BURN MY WHOLE LIFE DOWN!!!! THAN LISTEN TO ONE MORE SECOND OF ALL THIS BITCHIN' AND MOANIN'!!!!! I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHIN' 'BOUT MY GOOD NAME!!! IT'S MINE ALONE TO DISGRACE!!!!!!