I Love This

I love this

Holy shit im dying right now..prob the best one

COULD WE HAVE BLACK HAT X READER HEADCANONS

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Yes you can my good man

I think it’s well established Black Hat has zero idea how humans work

And that… Well that’s fun to play with

Cracking your knuckles?

Instant confusion

Sneezing?

“JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHAT WAS THAT”

One time you allowed your hair to grow longer than normal just to see the confusion on his face.

“When the FUCK did that happen???”

It’s endless amounts of fun with no down sides right?

Right?

Yeah of course not.

You broke a bone,

Nothing major, something with your arm bone cracked yatta yatta

Flug talks too much

Basically your arm is now in a sling and you cannot work.

Now Black Hat knows about bones, he knows they can break and be painful and he thinks it’s funny

But didn’t know they could heal

A broken bone is broken there’s not going back

It is 100% completely useless as far as Black Hat knows

You are not allowed to do anything ever again

He morns your arm, it was such a good arm, did so much work, fit perfectly in your shirt, looks great both covered and uncovered

No one corrects him, for different reasons

You didn’t correct him because, let’s be honest, this is fucking hilarious.

It doesn’t take long for your arm to heal and you’re back to work. It takes about half the day for Black Hat to realize your arm is back in working condition

He has many questions

“Magic” You say with jazz hands, leaving the demon

Black Hat simply stares in shock and is confused the rest of the day

You explain it to him that night, along with a few other human related questions

Villainous Requests are Open

You can request headcanons for the characters, reader inserts are accepted. For example, you can request what would the villains would be like to an S/O that is (insert specific trait). I also accept AUs. I will not make any romantic headcanons for 5.0.5.

Please no NSFW.

Reblog if you’re a female TMNT fan

Dating Black Hat Would Include...

SFW:

Hoo boy, he’s is the definition of tsundere

He won’t make any explicit displays of affection public or otherwise..... at first(even then it’s only private)

He’ll warm up to the idea of physical affection at some point or another

When that happens, he’s clingy as fudge, yes, even with others watching(always has to make sure others now you’re his and his alone)

He’ll show his love in vague and easy to miss forms. Like wearing your favorite flower on his suit or wearing a article of clothing you made or bought for him(especially if they’re gloves)

He’s always a grumpy grump, but he’ll manage some time aside to spend time with you

Some times it’s spent in mischievous pranks(you’ll need plenty of markers and water balloons)and other times it’s just you two genuinely bonding(cuddles never killed anyone)

Black Hat is a bit cruel when it comes to pranks, so I hope you like revenge

His gifts are usually pretty expensive and fancy. This guy has a overpriced company, a shmancy fancy mansion, and a clearly expensive sense of fashion. You’ll see that a Lamborghini of your favorite color is the tip of the iceberg.

Him not knowing JACK about relationships. (You’ve found multiple dating tip websites in your search history on your computer)

Also having to help him when he uses any form of modern technology(“No, Black Hat an Apple phone isn’t supposed to be shaped like one”)

Compliment him once, and he won’t shut up about it

Him showing you off when in public and in front of other villains

“Them? Oh, they’re my beautiful and talented S/O.”

Sorry to say this, but Demencia isn’t a fan of you. I mean you did steal the love of his life, but she’s relatively harmless. Black Hat stops anything dangerous and lethal she tries to pull on you, but you have to deal with the pettier, much more mundane pranks on your own

Flug will respect you, since your position as the lover of his boss makes it kind of essential

5.0.5 has another parent now!? He will shower you with affection, and doesn’t care what you do back! You are his parent, and he WILL always love you!

Even though you confuse him on so, so, SO many levels on how you make him feel, he still loves you regardless. And he’ll never stop loving you

Black Hat faces #1 ( #2 / #3 / #4 / #5 / #6 / #7 / #8 / #9 )

Seeing people give notes to those old-ass screenshots made me want to post some new ones.

Out of about 100 recently grabbed Black Hat faces I’ll post the ones that I think are the best