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Reblog the 500,000 dollar written check from Seto Kaiba and money will come your way.

I bought this last night. This is a total game changer. Internet fame, here I come.

texas is funny. this one time a guy(in his truck) yelled at me(outside)(in summer) for wearing a cowboy hat(to provide shade)(while working)(in the sun) while i was working in the garden (in summer)(in texas)(on a sunny day)

sorry i’m a #FakeCowboy for wearing a cowboy hat(in the summer)(in the sun)(while working)(in a garden) instead of wearing my cowboy hat(meant for working)(in the sun) while driving a truck(air-conditioned) like a #RealCowboy who does Manly Work (with his truck)(spotless)(unblemished)(with AC)

y’all I CANNOT

i found this weirdcore image on Pinterest and I'm sorry it made me laugh

Both were filled at the same time with the same water, only one had oysters.

Beautiful from Ordinary Days

i know vitamin c basically neutralizes adhd meds but lemonade good

Zoozve, my beloved

scars in fiction: I got this trying to save my lover from an assassin- but tragically, I was too late. now I carry the mark of my failure with me always, and I can never forget~

scars in real life: so I was trying to open macaroni sauce with a paring knife

GUYS I JUST SAW THIS ON TWITTER AND I AM DYING

my kings helping to keep the threat away

my favorite side effect warning is for antidepressants

pros: you won’t want to kill yourself

cons: you might want to kill yourself

how to fucking flag pedophiles

call me the fucking ~internet police~ BUT I DIDN’T KNOW UNTIL TODAY THAT THERE’S LITERALLY A COMMUNITY OF “PEDOPHILE POSITIVITY” ON THIS HELLSITE

THERE ARE PEOPLE OPENLY ADMITTING THAT THEY ARE ATTRACTED TO CHILDREN/CONSUMING CHILD PORN ON THIS WEBSITE!?!??! THERE’S 13 YEAR OLDS ON HERE!!!

so my dudes, how to flag “maps” (minor attracted people aka pedophiles)

1. click “flag this blog”

2. click “this violates tumblr’s community guildlines”

3. click “someone is at risk of harm”

4. click “harm to minors”

5. type “pedophile” in the box

we have a new truncated decachoron.

Make it popular.

And now I present.

THE FACETED TRUNCATED ICOSIDODECAHEDRA

SPREAD IT FARTHER AND WIDER THAN THE TRUNCATED DECACHORON EVER WENT!

GO FORTH MY TROOPS!

This is the definition of Chaotic Evil.

The bar was so low it was practically a tripping hazard in Hell, yet here you are, limbo dancing with the devil

ppl are so annoying “you can’t paint ur bedroom pink you’re an adult” i did not spend my entire life waiting to grow up and control my life to paint my bedroom beige

If this post gets 10k notes by the end of October then is promise that I’ll (try) and live one more year.