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Akatsuki, going out to a party

Pein: Remember, we must blend in. So act normal

Everyone: Okay

…

*at the party*

Konan: They’re doing pretty good

Pein: Yeah, you’re rig-

Kisame:

Itachi @ Kisame:

Sasori: *in a dark corner*

Kakuzu:

Hidan: *sober but someone disrespected Lord Jashin*

Pein: What the fu-

Deidara @ closest building:

…

*back at their hideout*

Everyone: *in a line with heads down*

Pein:

Konan:

…

Zetsu: *in a far away bush*

___

THE AKATSUKI EVERYONE *bows*

Workout For Daily Life

I’ve been getting some requests to make a tutorial on how to draw fabric. It’s really not that complicated when you break it down, but it’s still something people get stuck on and over complicate. Here’s my “bare bones” simple explanation as to how to draw fabric!

This will never NOT be funny

Important Stuff from “Guide to the Crystal Gems”

-The rebellion took place 5,500 years from the present.

- ‘You can be a Crystal Gem too!’ “If you believe in the radical doctrine of Rose Quartz!” -Pearl.

- Rose’s “manifesto:” Fight for life on the planet Earth, Defend all human beings, even the ones that you don’t understand, Believe in love that is out of anyone’s control, And then risk everything for it!

-Steven’s getting better a drawing.

-Gems have no internal organs unless they consciously reconfigure their bodies. All three CGs have lungs and stomachs in order to “experiment with the human experience.” Not directly stated, but Rose did shapeshift a womb.

- Love doesn’t come as naturally to gems as it does to humans, apparently.

-Amethyst openly considers herself an earthling now.

- It is implied that Rose could have birthed a child that was entirely human and still exist, but wanted Steven to be able to bridge the gap between their races. 

- Two of the same type of gem can fuse (like Pearl and another pearl) but the result would only be a slightly powered version of the same gem (beefy pearl). This may actually be a more typical form of fusion on Homeworld, as Garnet’s first formation was “unusual.”

- While it wasn’t apparent, in “Tiger Millionaire” Amethyst WAS holding her own against Garnet as the Purple Puma.

- Peridot’s weapon is specifically listed as “Modern Gem technology.” She may not have a traditional one.

- Garnet on fusion: “(A) truly great Fusion is like a truly great relationship: Its power is amplified by trust, respect, absolute honesty, and constant communication.” (Seriously, her entire passage is pure platinum)

- Opal tends to be very forgetful. This is a regular problem for her (but great for us because characterization)

- Alexandrite’s weapon is listed as “All of them.”

- “Malachite is the worst relationship imaginable.” -Garnet (the expert)

- Stevonnie’s formation is described as “A spontaneous Fusion of love, as impossible as it was inevitable.” Garnet is extremely proud of both Steven and Connie.

- Sardonyx isn’t in the book.

- Neither is smol Peridot, but her limb enhancers are addressed.

-This. Freaking. Picture.

As promised, here’s all of my recreated Steven Universe outfits for everyone to use in Animal Crossing. I hope other fans enjoy these as much as I do! Quick note: The bottom two are a little different from the rest. I wanted to do something else other then make Steven’s jacket normally since everyone else has already done that. Instead I tried the design on a hat and it’s now my favorite thing to wear in game. The Rose hoodie is a mash up of Steven’s jacket and Rose’s gem and shield design and I love how it turned out.

RELAX

Did a small #tutorial for class on “How to Improve Storytelling in Panel Layouts”! Thought it might help some peepz around here!

the new invader zim episode looks good

These have a spiritual meaning

A mouth-watering fuck-ton of hand angle references.

By Shadowcross on DA.

Just a little time. Just a little something else instead. Just a little time. Just a little something up ahead. I’m dreaming of being… being… being… Being human… Just a little time. Just a little something that I need. Just a little time. Just a little feeling gaining speed I’m dreaming of going… going… going… Going somewhere else… Being… being… being… Being human…

Steven’s breakdown, from “Everything is fine”

i can’t begin to express how much this series means to me.

so i’ll just say thank you ⭐

What Isabelle has been doing while waiting for you to upgrade resident services.

The Corridors of Time gave me a lot of cardio!