Bitches Be Like "can't Stand Her Ass" And Then 10 Minutes Later Place Their Tents Together In The Remote

bitches be like "can't stand her ass" and then 10 minutes later place their tents together in the remote corner of the cave away from everyone else's eyes where there are only two of them

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List of Astarion's Terms of Endearment

This is for the fanfic writers haha. Tell me if I'm missing any so can add it in!

Darling (his most used)

My love, love

My sweet

Lover

My dear, a dear, dear

Beautiful

Cheeky little pup

My little treat

Sweetie

Pet

You wicked little thing (affectionate)

"You're a sweetheart"

Delectable little pet (not directed towards Tav but it easily could be)

My favorite traveling companion (not a pet name but it's nice to be his favorite)

My leaking blood-bag (technically you refer to yourself as that first and he calls you his one after, but it counts)

Edit: Thank you everyone in the comments for adding the Dark Urge ones!

Bhaal-babe (I'm dead, this silly pun I swear)

My sweet, bloodthirsty friend

My precious little Bhaal-babe

My conflicted villain

Bonus: Ascended Yandere Astarion

My pet, pet

Little love

Precious thing

My treasure

My consort

Insolent little pup

"You ingrate" (it's not really a pet name but-)

"Property I cherish, but still my property" (his thoughts)

Scratch! And Gale

Lae'zel is a delight and I will not hear otherwise