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in the spaced ship straight up "driving it". and by "it." haha well. let's justr say. my rotten world into the sun

Happy Friday

can I study you in my laboratory

you have to observe me in my natural environment or ill fuck the data up really bad with my behaviors

diet culture people make me feel like i’m going crazy. you want me to take an experimental pill that destroys my appetite?? you want me to remove part of my stomach??? you want me to stop eating bread and rice, two of the staple foods most inherent to humanity????? why exactly? because my stomach is big? because you don’t like the way i look, and you think it’s reasonable to tell me to carve pieces off of myself and try random drugs and ruin my own life so i can look more visually pleasing to you? and you somehow don’t see how absurdly cruel and selfish that is to ask of somebody???? while pretending you care about their HEALTH????????????????? FUCK YOU!!!!

men should grunt and moan more

reblog if the first musical you listened to was not Hamilton

Preach I guess

NOW I AM BECOME AVOIDANT. DESTROYER OF POTENTIAL CONNECTIONS

It’s crazy and fucked up that being yourself is actually the solution.

I feel like many people have a fundamental misconception of what unreliable narrator means. It's simply a narrative vehicle not a character flaw, a sign that the character is a bad person. There are also many different types of unreliable narrators in fiction. Being an unreliable narrator doesn't necessarily mean that the character is 'wrong', it definitely doesn't mean that they're wrong about everything even if some aspects in their story are inaccurate, and only some unreliable narrators actively and consciously lie. Stories that have unreliable narrators also tend to deal with perception and memory and they often don't even have one objective truth, just different versions. It reflects real life where we know human memory is highly unreliable and vague and people can interpret same events very differently

stay safe because i like being alive at the same time as you.

made gyjo photocards for myself bc every time i think about their promise to come in first and second place together i feel ill

please stop forgiving my sins I worked so hard on those

Happy 9/11

Have some respect, my father died in 9/11

its been a long nap…

…ooh boy we’ve got quite a few things to say under this…

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no that's a blender, gender is a deep-fried strip of chicken without bones or skin

hey guys what does gender mean (wrong answers only)

[ID: The Magnus Archives cover art with the colors inverted with the phrase "evil Jon Sims be like I can't see shit" pasted over it in all caps. End ID]

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has this been done before

Happy 52nd birthday to the franchise that ruined my life AND at the same time made it 1701 times better :D