I Use Tumblr On My Mobile Browser And For Some Reason In The Past Week Or Two Its Completely Glitched

i use tumblr on my mobile browser and for some reason in the past week or two it’s completely glitched out?? everytime i log on it’s like an eldritch horror has taken over the website

tim: i’m a seventeen year old CEO of course i do drugs sometimes

bruce: tim i cannot describe how disappointed—

alfred: very hypocritical of you, master bruce. considering at 17 you and that harvey dent were running lines at that boarding school when you thought i wouldn’t find out

bruce: … carry on then…

Babs immediately accepts the title and plays along, meanwhile Bruce has never been more confused.

Tim: Chat, are you seeing this?

Bruce: ….Who are you talking to? Who is Chat?

all the bat kids just start calling Babs ‘Chat’ whenever she’s Oracle over the comms

The joker: *evil monologue*

Damian, in the most bored voice: Chat is this real?

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Dick: *pulls off an insane flip-hit-the-bad-guy-summersault combo*

Dick: CHAT CLIP THAT!!

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Jason, distracted by goons: opps on these guys chat?

tim drake doing the trend of avoiding the pride themed rainbow crosswalks (his boyfriend is filming)

(promise I didn't disappear, I have just been cooking up a 5 + 1 fic and it's taking longer than expected !! have this silly poll as an apology)

So the batkids quickly learn that bidding something were it looks like you were trying to hid it is a terrible idea. This is a family full of stalkerish, incredibly nosey detectives with no sense of boundaries. Locking something in a box is basically putting a flashing neon sign over it that says 'something really interesting is in here!'.

So they hide things in plain sight.

Dick hides things in Bruce's study (they'll never think so look for them there)

Jason hides things in bookshelves and in the cookbooks.

Tim hides things under piles of dirty laundry.

Duke puts them in plain sight on his desk.

Damian mixes them into art supplies.

Cass hides things in her brother's rooms. They'll never look there.

All that does mean they can accidentally come across brilliant blackmail material while just looking for a pair of socks or making brownies.