*at A Zoo*Sirius:What Are They In For?Remus:Sirius, This Isn't Prison.Sirius:So They Can Leave?Remus:No,

*at a zoo*  Sirius: What are they in for?  Remus: Sirius, this isn't prison.  Sirius: So they can leave?  Remus: No, but-  Sirius, pointing at a meerkat: I bet that one murdered someone.

have some mercy my dude

okay but like hear me out, when evan’s overstimulated and can’t stand the feeling of his clothes, barty helps dress him into looser clothing and gives him so many gentle kisses while doing so to distract him.

Again, just Wolfstar being the best friends there is and totally not making out outside the pub

Marauders' first ootp meeting:

James: aren't you supposed to be babysitting Sirius?

Remus: Doesn't need my help. He's over there dazzling some psychology wizards.

Sirius: All people are at least 30% attracted to me.

2 minutes later:

Sirius: My mother cried the day I was born because she knew that she would never be better than me

2 minutes later:

Sirius: I am like the Paris of people

2 mintes later:

Sirius: At any given moment, I am thinking about one thing: Richard Dreyfuss hunkered over, eating dog food

Sirius is such a Gina I love it🤣

Sirius: Oh my Remus.

James: Don't you mean 'oh my god'?

Sirius: You worship your god, I'll worship mine.