BTS Single Parent AU

BTS Single Parent AU

kookies-and-myrok asked: Hello, sweets! I love your writing and I’m not just saying that Lol i always get excited when you post smt, anyways do you write parent au’s? If you do can I get a BTS reaction about what they would be like as a single parent? If not then its okay! Keep up the great work 💜

This doesn’t necessarily work as a reaction, but I can do a little like… bullet drabble or whatever on this. Either way, very doable. - Admin Dayna

Seokjin

There’s like… this anime called Amaama to Inazuma (a.k.a. Sweetness and Lightning) which is basically about a single father who raises his daughter to the best of his abilities but he can’t cook as well as his wife (who passed away). I see Single Parent!Jin being like that… except in Jin’s case he can actually throw down in a kitchen

Lots of love and affection

Smothers his baby girl with kisses before dropping her off to daycare and after picking her up

The daycare moms thirst after him bOI

His cookies sold out the fastest at the school bakery

Partially because Daycare Moms are trying to give him the succ

Mainly because his cookies are bomb asf

He got hoes

Reads/sings his daughter to sleep at night religiously

Chocolate covered Strawberries while they watch cartoons together

Shed a single tear in the beginning of Finding Nemo evRYTIM

Was literally floating on air for like a month because his daughter told him he was the “handsomest appa”

Tries really hard to scold his baby girl

Can’t look her in the face when he does it because she’s too damn cute

Puppy Dog Eyes work every once in a while tbh

Will cAUSE A FUCKING SCENE IF HE EVER HEARD SOMEONE WAS BULLYING HIS CHILD

Dad jokes, fucking duh.

Yoongi

Picture this: Yoongi is chilling, right? Lounging on the sofa, watching some psychological mystery film or whatever emo shit he watches. His face is pretty indifferent. He’s unbothered asf. His right arm is covered in scribbles and squiggles. His 7 year old son is currently surrounded by markers, casually doodling on his dad’s arm.

Lets his son choose whatever toys he wants

If his baby boy wants a nerf gun, he’ll get a nerf gun.

If his baby boy wants a fucking bubblegum pink barbie jeep atv, he’s getting a fucking bubblegum pink barbie jeep atv.

Also lets his kid wear whatever he wants

Supports the creative and imaginative endeavors of his child

Does not support coloRING ON THE WALL YOU LIL DEMON BABY

Sometimes stares at his child and thinks “whose mans is this?”

Also looks at his child and thinks “that’s the love of my life”.

One time considered redecorating his closet just so that he can hang a bunch of mirrors on the wall so that whenever his child does something stupid, he can sit him in that closet and close the door so that he can look at his reflection and reevaluate his 7 years long life.

All in all he’s a super supportive daddio.

He’s not like the other dads.

He’s a Cool Dad™

Hoseok

Sitcom dad.

Literally Phil Dunphy from Modern Family.

Tell his kids a lot of stories about his “glory days”

His preteen daughter is like… hella embarrassed by him, but is highkey just as dorky as he is

Still got the juice

Can be super stern when need be

His kids knows that if they have an issue they can always talk to him about it

Has the warmest hugs when the days been rough

Shares both maternal and fraternal instincts 

Can flawlessly switch between motherly and fatherly traits

Tries to make inside jokes with his children

It never works.

“Stop trying to make fetch happen, Hobi. It’s not going to happen”

The best hype man tbh

“YOU SEE THE KID IN THE WHITE SHIRT? THAT’S MINE. I MADE HIM”

Namjoon

You know that cliche where it’s like… the mom leaves the kids alone with the father for a day. And the dad is like “don’t worry honey, I got this” but then the second the mom leaves, there’s toys everywhere, the kids are running around naked, the water he was boiling is on fire, shit has literally hit the fan, the groUND HAS ACTUALLY SPLIT OPEN INTO THE FIERY PITS OF HELL - but he last minute manages to get everything together and in order before the mom comes and finds out? 

That’s Namjoon.

Except like… 24/7 without the mom

Super fast dad reflexes

Also kinda annoying dad noises?

Really good at tutoring the kids with school work and stuff

He taught them majority of their math and science formulas by turning them into catchy songs

Has given up trying to be the cool dad yEARS ago

He’s just not about that life

It’s okay though because his kid’s friends thinks he’s cool

Makes sure his children are WOKE ASF

Tries to enforce bedtime

Keeps them up at night by playing games and/or watching movies together

Lets them go out whenever they want as long as they keep in touch often

Lets his kids make mistakes and learn from them instead of sheltering them from harms way

Motivational Speeches that are actually motivational

God awful happy dances

Hangs his kids A+ test papers on the fridge

“If you show me you got straight A’s at the end of the semester, you can absolutely get your nose pierced” (he says to his 14 year old daughter).

Jimin

Everyone knows that one person who has that really young but super hot mom or dad. Like, they’re lowkey popular and often have friends over because their friends kinda just want to be around their good looking parent.

Stacy’s Mom got it going on

Except it’s like… idk… Park Jae Sun’s Appa got it going on…

Whatever you get what I mean.

He’s a Dilf

Lets his kid invite his friends over whenever they want to

Doesn’t realize that his child’s friends are high key checking him out

Constantly checking up on them to see how they’re doing

“Are you guys okay?”

“Is the house too cold?”

“Would you like something to eat/drink?”

“Let me know if you need anything, okay?”

“Don’t be afraid to ask”

A little overbearing if I’m going to be honest

May even shelter his child a little too much

Good morning texts and sticky note reminders around the house

Makes sure his child has food for school everyday, never missing a beat

Proud Dad always

His son is bigger than him

Has to look up at him in order to look his son in the eye to properly reprimand or lecture him

Gets pissed whenever he isn’t taken seriously when giving scoldings

Feels really bad whenever he punishes his kids, and makes up for it with like ice cream or something

Babies make his little mochi heart flutter

Taehyung

He’s the epitome of husband/daddy material. I think Taehyung would make a great dad. He’s the perfect balance of literally all the others.

Which one is the parent and which one is the kid?

Knows how to get down to the level of a child, and properly play with them

Inside jokes with his kids

They say goodbye with aegyo

Openly tells each other they love one another

Likes to squish his baby’s cheeks and blow raspberries on their tummy

Loves the satisfying feeling that follows finally putting a crying baby to sleep

Watches his baby’s tummy rise and fall as they breathe

Hysterically laughs at his child’s laughter

His box smile is strong, and can literally be found in all of his kids.

Also has like, three dogs, but the more the merrier, right?

Isn’t too hard on his kids, but isn’t lenient on them either

Is a healthy medium between strict and easy going

Enforces a proper education but also lets them know that school isn’t the only way to a successful and happy lifestyle

Plays pretend with his children on the weekend

Always ends up in a too small princess dress with ribbons in his hair

Jungkook

You know those kids who are extremely close to their parents to the point where it’s like… and outsider watches the way they talk to their parents and finds it their causality with each other borderline disrespectful? You know those kids who can like… curse around their parents and talks to their parents like it’s another one of their friends and their parent talks back to them just as casually? 

That’s the type of dad Jungkook is.

Plays video games with his kids whenever their schedules allow them some free time together

Him and his kids have a group chat together where they share memes and ugly selfies but also like… keep up to date with school events and whatnot

Follows each other on Snapchat, Twitter, and Instagram

Not the best with giving advice, but his kids know that he’s a shoulder they can cry on

Offers to help them with homework, but ends up just as confused 

They all live off snacks and the neighborhood ahjumma had to start cooking actual meals for them

His kids actually care and asks their dad’s opinion on stuff about like… hair or clothing or something

He picks up on his kids habits and his kids pick up on his

they look like a bunch of bunnies tbh

They all have their own rooms, but Jungkook and his kids always manage to fall asleep dog piled on the living room sofa

bangtan at movies. | ot7

a collection of oneshots based on your favourite 90′s/00′s movies coming soon reposted from my old blog (bluesxde)

seokjin x reader, based on maid in manhattan 

↳ working a dead-end job as a maid in one of the city’s most luxurious hotels, you find yourself somehow spun into a web of lies and misunderstanding when you meet kim seokjin, the most eligible politician of the moment and the one guy who seems unable to stay away from you

yoongi x reader, based on a lot like love

↳ after meeting a few week’s after yoongi’s graduation from college, you spend a few memorable moments together in a small, cramped bathroom cubicle before drifting in and out of each other’s lives for the next five years

hoseok x reader, based on drive me crazy

↳ the first year of college brings about a number of unfortunate incidents for you, first of all being your brutal public breakup from your childhood sweetheart-turned-jerk. second of all being that your annoying lab partner and frat boy wannabe hoseok saw the whole thing. third of all being the ridiculous arrangement you agree to; pretending to date hoseok to make his ex-girlfriend jealous

namjoon x reader, based on 13 going on 30

↳ wishing your life away at 13, you wake up to find yourself a 30-year-old magazine editor with a hot boyfriend and your childhood best friend namjoon nowhere in sight. navigating your newfound adulthood, you discover that being a grown-up isn’t all its cracked up to be, especially when it means losing namjoon in the process

jimin x reader, based on notting hill

↳ owning a bookstore in a quiet, quaint part of the neighbourhood, you find that nothing much happens where you’re concerned. but, one day, hollywood actor park jimin wanders into your store and snatches your attention long enough for you to notice just how boring your life has become

taehyung x reader, based on how to lose a guy in 10 days

↳ one dumb bet between you and your boss slash best friend turns into a harder-than-it-looks ploy to make handsome stranger kim taehyung run for the hills instead of falling head over heels in love with you. little do you know, taehyung has a plan of his own, and you’re about to fall hook line and sinker for it

jungkook x reader, based on she’s all that

↳ taking pity on the campus dork, you give jungkook a few pointers when it comes to fashion and finding a girlfriend. when your transformation goes unexpectedly well, you realise there’s more to him than meets the eye

(1) Missed Call | jjk (m)

➳ PAIRING: jungkook x y/n

➳ GENRE: smut, idol!au

➳ WORD COUNT: 1.8k

➳ WARNINGS: the use of the word slut twice, dirty talk, masturbation

➳ SUMMARY: He never has time to pick up his phone while on tour, so you leave him innocent voicemails instead. But, when did your mundane voicemails suddenly get so interesting?

➳ A/N: the title sounds angsty but I swear it’s not angst also I wrote this at 3 am if there are any mistakes I’m sorry I write smut while sleep deprived

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rebound

pairing: Jungkook x f reader word count: 10.7k rating: m warnings: enemies to lovers, some angst, light mentions of alcohol, smut: cunnilingus, standing/wall sex, teasing, squirting, slight cum play summary: Jungkook relieves you from an awkward time at a party - in more ways than one. a/n: 10k+ smh this fic Big Huge 🐸 from me, anyway very warm and special thank you to a very sweet, very patient, and very excited-for-this-fic buddy of mine who was so fucking generous as to look this over for my nervous ass SEVERAL TIMES and add suggestions and edits. you’re a real one and ily SO MUCH <33333

“I just think it’s going to help get your mind off of things. School. Or - y’know.” Taehyung had half a point, although you hated to give him even that.

“Take my mind off of my problems, only to make room for more.” You heard his unease and disappointment through an exhale on the other end, so you continued, not wanting to be difficult and longer. “Hey, no more convincing. I’ll go, but I probably won’t stay long.”

“Yay!”

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star crossed m.list

💫 Star Crossed

      ╰ you’re an actress on the rise and for more recognition, your manager suggests getting into a Hollywood relationship. Driven by your work hard persona and strong desire for a break out, you agree. What your manager failed to tell you was who you were going to date: Hollywood’s favorite playboy, Kim Taehyung, most notably known as V.

pairing: reader x taehyung

genre: actor!au, fluff//angst

length: 1/??

current status: completed

updates: done :”)

asks: 💫

a/n: hey I came up with this au a few weeks ago and really like the idea of typical playboy superstar meets small town lesser known star and CELEB DRAMA OOF. Hope you like it!

💫 twitter profiles

💫 part 1 - i’m dating who!?

💫 part 2 - kumbaya my lord

💫 part 3 - my ride or die

💫 part 4 - welcome to my joke of a life

💫 part 5 - ya girl tries

💫 part 6 - there goes my saturday

💫 part 7 - running from the paparazzi

💫 part 8 - i invited a child to dinner

💫 part 9 - chicken parm and mina’s wrath

💫 part 10 - it was an accident!

💫 part 11 - we don’t talk

💫 part 12 - we need selfies

💫 part 13 - damn you’re my sugar daddy

💫 part 14 - xoxo gossip girl

💫 part 15 - welcome to the crackheads gc

💫 part 16 - the glam awards

💫 part 17 - cute lil spies

💫 part 18 - he’s just acting, duh

💫 part 19 - don’t be annoyed at me

💫 part 20 - men’s logic

💫 part 21 - the L word

💫 part 22 - the genius lab

💫 part 23 - don’t call me boo

💫 part 24 - lost in a hotel mansion

💫 part 25 - I don’t ogle

💫 part 26 - the jungkook and indigo thing

💫 part 27 - houston we’ve got a problem

💫 part 28 - i like having you around

💫 part 29 - imma love him from afar

💫 part 30 - how to be a dog

💫 part 31 - it’s hitting me now

💫 part 32 - do you miss him?

💫 part 33 - a whole week?

💫 part 34 - i’ll survive

💫 part 35 - i’m scared

💫 part 36 - babygirl

💫 part 37 - mina being sus 

💫 part 38 - let’s play 8 ball

💫 part 39 - he’s gone

💫 part 40 - uh who’re you?

💫 part 41 - heartbroken

💫 part 41.5 - may’s text receipts

💫 part 42 - sad emo hours

💫 part 43 - bringing in the big guns

💫 part 44 - check twitter

💫 part 45 - investigative stans

💫 part 46 - i was dumb

💫 part 47 - indikook saved

💫 part 48 - i yeeted

💫 part 49 - confessions

💫 part 50 - i did that

💫 epilogue

IN BETWEEN THE SHEETS. jjk

PAIRING. jungkook x reader

GENRE. roommates au. rich kid jungkook au. e2l.

WARNINGS. mostly smut with fluff. so much sexual tension. sexting. fingering. bathtub sex. biting. oral (giving/receiving). teasing. edging. begging. dirty talk. slut-calling. lots of position switching haha.

WORD COUNT. 9k

SUMMARY. the way you met jeon jungkook was less than ideal, just like the way you ended up living with him for three years wasn’t perfect, just like both of your oblivious selves not realizing you had feelings for each other in between bickering like kids and rounds of jealous wasn’t sexy. until one day the a/c broke.

You stumbled into your shared flat, your fingers holding your heels while you threw them against the sofa. There was another crash as you attempted to make your way to your own bedroom in the dark, but it was useless. You were fucking drunk and could barely put one foot in front of another. Clearly, you had underestimated just how many shots you’d taken when Taehyung insisted on carrying you up the three flights of  stairs.

The audacity of that prick, you rolled your eyes. Your ten month relationship was thrown away, but he still thought you would be falling into his bed for a midnight fumble on drunken nights like this. At the very least you hoped your roommate wouldn’t be home, but the light trickling out from under his door frame debunked that theory as well.

You tried to take soft steps down the corridor, your bare feet treading lightly across the carpet.

But then you rammed into the wardrobe door that had been left open . A scream tore from your mouth. You’d jumped, but what an awful idea that was as you were unable to keep your feet flat on the floor. As you fell, you grabbed onto the door in the dark, jamming your feet against it instead and toppling over halfway inside the closet.

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