No More Doubt, Human! You Are Deeply In Love With Me!

No more doubt, human! You are deeply in love with me!

Bruh needs to chill out

actually I think this mini comic is just an excuse to draw an emo outfit

Laios, we need to cook

🌻🌻🌻!

So the infamous letter that someone wrote their friend who was in the hospital with memory issues is making its way around Tumblr again. Which reminded me of a story idea I had where my version of Black from Swapfell wound up in the hospital and someone wrote a letter like it for him

Then I had the idea that Blue wrote the letter, and I couldn't stop writing until I had this. Enjoy.

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READ THIS

Hi Sans! You’ve lost your short-term memory. This paper will update you on your condition, as your memory right now only lasts about five minutes, and you are asking the same questions again and again.

Where am I? You are in the ICU at Mt. Ebbott Memorial Hospital. Yes, this is the hospital with the good coffee. I made sure you didn’t go to “that pisshole hospital where the coffee is shit.”

What is today/How long have I been here? Today is August 4th, 20XX. You’ve been in the hospital since Aug. 1st. We were walking back from the grocery store, crossed the street, and someone ran a red right. You got hit trying to make sure I didn’t get hit. I would have been fine! I have high enough HP and had some armor on under my sweater.

What is wrong with me? The doctors think that the impact jarred the mana connections in your skull. You also have a broken arm, three broken ribs, a dislocated hip, and a bruised soul. Healing magic stabilize all the broken bones, but your mana lines and your soul have to heal on their own. The biggest issue right now is your sort term memory loss and confusion. You can talk and you recognize everyone, but you keep asking the same questions again and again. The doctors are hopeful that the memory issue and confusion are temporary and will resolve as your mana connections reform. However, there is a chance this could be permanent.

What am I going to do if my memory stays like this? We will support you. Slim will will still be there for you. I will still be there for you. We can get through this. Red has already asked if we can start a poker night and make sure you are invited five times. The joke is getting old.

Where is my brother? Slim is usually here. Sometimes he leaves to take care of your fish or shower or sleep, but he always comes back! He is doing fine. Stretch and Edge are making sure of it

Are we on the surface? Yes! You seem very confused about this. You and Slim went through a portal and are on the surface. You are not back Underground. No one is trying to deceive you or hurt you. Please stop threatening the doctors.

Did you put the groceries up? Unfortunately, most of the groceries got damaged by the car or lost in the excitement. Do not worry! I’ll replace them. You don’t owe me anything because they got messed up because you were trying to protect me.

I’m thirsty. There is water on the bedside table. No, you cannot have a beer.

Why is that bunny monster so familiar? That’s Jessica. She’s your nurse. She refuses to be intimidated by you. You keep calling her Captain and then being confused about it.

Do you think we could get this tile installed in our bathroom? You really seem to like this tile. You’ve asked about it so many times. No one knows what brand it is. But maybe we can go look when you feel better!

Resisting the Current Chapter 13 is posted!

Brace Yourself

“If I was actually trying to seduce my ex, I’d happily show up to her fancy-ass award ceremony wearing nothing but that dress and a pair of platform heels, but I’m not trying to do that, remember? I need a little more coverage than ribbon and lace, Seraphine. Work with me here.” “You’re no fun,” Seraphine pouts, holding up a barely-there mini dress. It consists of a few panels of fabric connected by a handful of thin strings; admittedly, it is in a very pretty colour that would look great against your skin tone. “It’s so cute! You could wear tights and boots to make it more conservative.”

Read it on AO3.