Me: I Have My Mothers Eyes, My Fathers Smile, And My Grandmothers Sneeze

me: I have my mother’s eyes, my father’s smile, and my grandmother’s sneeze

person: uhhh what? your grandm-

me: *sneezes, waking up deaf people in Taiwan and launching myself into the stratosphere*

person: … gesundheit…???

!!!!

I FOUND MY MISSING NOTEBOOK!!

I fee like an archaeologist trying to piece together ancient Egyptian hieroglyphics

Update on the Missing Sketchbook

Language reconstruction is going relatively well. Did some digging and uncovered a trove of Goblintongue scraps and a picture of the original translation page! Elvish has been harder to work out because I used it less, but I remembered a surprising amount of the letters. I've already totally rebuilt Goblintongue, and Elvish is ~80% restored. I also found an image with faint traces of Neo-Zorsk, (probably around 60%-70% of it), so that could be partially restored. I only have a few traces of Bïïkani, but I remember some of the characters so we'll see where that gets me. I don't have any way of rebuilding Dwarvish though. I don't recall any of it and there are no traces.

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Serious question.

Who exactly is gonna give it to me? Will X bear it? Or Uptown Funk? Both are claimed to be the ones planning to give it to me, but obviously only one can actually give it to me (the identity of “it” notwithstanding). Are X and Uptown Funk both planning to give it to me without each other’s knowledge? Because I’m sure that will end in a fatal dance-off.

That moment when you “accidentally” add six gorram sequels to your main story project and they cover more than half a trillion years of canonical time (in addition to the quarter trillion years of canon history that occur before the first story) 🙃