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this reddit thread of living your silliest life is so so good

i don’t think mordecai and rigby were ever gay for each other but i do think many times rigby would be like dude if i was a girl would you want to fuck me and mordecai is like dude that’s weird. no. and rigby is all bent out of shape about it and in the middle of the night when they’re both trying to sleep he’s like why wouldn’t you fuck me if i was a girl. i’m cute right? or am i ugly and that’s why i’m single… and mordecai is like fine whatever i’d fuck girl you. stop bringing it up now. & the next day rigby is like fuck off muscle man i’m not ugly mordecai said he’d fuck girl me & then a portal opens to an alternate dimension where they’re genderbent like that adventure time episode and the voice of god is like mordecai you must make good on your word. fuck girl rigby.

Death is not the end! You may go on to become the skeleton who fucks a hot chick painted onto some dudes harley

forgot these god awful mspaint shitposts i did a while back

this was like 8 individual slaps in the face

In a moment of weakness, I meowed for him in vc

Survive for 10 Minutes with a Werewolf.

ok so here's the thing

customer service lego lady is kinda bad 🤤

unforgiving

ive been stressing about not getting my college acceptance email because it should have came in last week, but it turns out it did. it just got sent to my spam folder. i hate gmail so much.

Certain words can change your brain forever and ever so you do have to be very careful about it.

just realizes olive oil comes from olives…. much to think about

Don't let anyone tell you there isn't time for another smoke break. They're lying. get out there and sit on an upside down milk crate. NOW!