Pizza Chain J Dies In Infinity War

Pizza chain J dies in Infinity war

IM GONNA DRAW THIS

Taako is the Elle Woods of the taz universe. People automatically assume since he’s a prep he doesn’t know shit (stereotyping, basically) until they find out he’s at the top of his class at fantasy NASA and they’re like “wait, you got into the IPRE??” And Taako, in all seriousness while maintaining his pink entourage, says “what, like it’s hard?”

shit you got me legally blonde is my favourite movie and I would eat this the fuck up 

ThorBruce college AU

So Bruce is a chronically single physics 101 professor, with DID and a support dog, a mastiff affectionately called  “The Hulk” Hulk is physically very intimidating, and does bark very loudly, but he’s actually a sweetheart and when he’s not working, there is always a student or two hanging around to pet him. 

One year, Bruce finds that he has the royal princess of Wakanda, Shuri, in his class. Not far into the year, he finds that she is much smarter than anyone else in the class, and probably him too. 

He calls her in for a meeting and he’s like “Not that you’re not a joy to have in class, but shouldn’t you be in a much more advanced course?” 

Shuri: Yes, but the college didn’t want to seem like they were giving me preferential treatment because I’m royalty, so I have to take all the required courses for a mechanical engineering degree. All of them.

Bruce: Hmm that’s dumb, but we can make the best of this. You don’t have to turn in any work except the final project, and instead you can have this period to work on whatever side projects you’ve got going on. Only condition is that I want to meet once a week to see them.

Shuri: Why, so you can critique them? 

Bruce: fuck no im not a mechanical engineer, I just wanna see what cool shit you’ve made.

So cut to about midway through the semester and Bruce is questioning his life decisions that one of his best friends is a teenage genius princess who is also his student (but really he is more often than not her student), when Shuri is like “my family wants to meet you, because i’ve told them all about this really cool professor who lets me do whatever I want”

 Bruce: Your family, the royal family of Wakanda? 

Shuri: yes! :) 

Bruce: Ok cool I’m going to throw myself into the ocean 

But he does meet them and even though he is more anxious than he’s ever been he seems to pass whatever criteria they had for him.

Thor, on the other hand, is technically the crown prince of Sweden but really would prefer not to be. He runs an animal shelter downtown and met T’challa and Shuri when T’challa adopted a cranky one-eyed black cat.

T’challa: Aren’t you Prince Thor? 

Thor, in a horrible American accent: No, I am Brad.

But T’challa and Shuri are cool and keep his secret because frankly they wouldn’t want to be heirs to Sweden’s throne either. 

Thor has a rescue wolf-dog named Fenrir. Fenrir is what some might call overprotective of Thor. It’s fine, Thor’s working on it. 

Then Shuri (in a decision that may or may not have been influenced by sleep deprivation and a drunk Peter and MJ telling her it’d be a great idea) decides that they’d be perfect for each other and engineers the scientifically most romantic meet cute possible between the two of them. 

1.Tell Bruce to meet her at the park at 11 am & to bring his dog. 

2. Have T’challa tell Thor to meet him at the same park at the same time, also with his dog. 

3. Put a homing beacon in each of their collars.

4. The dogs will run to meet each other, pulling their owners on the leashes behind them.

5. ????

6. Profit

No, Ned, it isn’t just a recreation of that scene from 101 dalmations, so just shut up, Ok?

And Peter and MJ are definitely not wearing sunglasses and baseball caps like it’s a spy movie, texting Shuri every 3 minutes about how the date is going.

Concept: You walk outside one night and notice that there are two full moons. A few hours go by and they don’t seem to move.

You stare up at them.

They blink.