No, I'm Not Buying 23 Roman Daggers For Nefarious Purposes. Why Would You Ever Think That.

No, I'm not buying 23 roman daggers for nefarious purposes. Why would you ever think that.

Nuh uh. Totally not.

You made your morbs, now lie in it.

Can we bring this back

older lotr illustrations sometimes depict éowyn wearing ridiculously small armour. apart from the problem general sexualisation of the only female character (who really does anything), there’s another hilarious thought:

éowyn pretended to be dernhelm, a man. to fit in, she must have worn men’s armor. so the armor in the illustrations is normal for rohirrim.

therefore, all the rohirrim rode to war just like that:

Honestly I feel rather strongly on the subject of wasps; that is to say, I am heavily on the side of conservation despite some minor wasp-related traumas (and fears? Thanks tma) :)

I’m telling y’all that if you don’t jump around erratically bc a wasp or hornet flies close to you, you’ll have less interaction time with them

If you’re nervous about them (not yknow. allergic. let’s not intentionally misinterpret what I’m saying) ignore them. And I do mean IGNORE. Don’t react.

Also, are you watering or generally handling a source of liquid and they won’t leave you alone? Share some at a distance from yourself. Hell are you eating and they want some? Share it.

Honestly if people treated them with the calmness and affection they show bees they’d have better experiences.

Anyway, have a little plate for the yellowjackets when you picnic. They are eating the bugs that you don’t like so offer them a gift.

I edited a few moomin lockscreens for the folks of tumblr.

Time to use this for an English assignment about grenfell *uwu*

why does this sound like it came from a repressed gay war poem