Please Pray For My Son.

Please pray for my son.

There's nothing wrong with him, he just looks like a muppet

Okay so like just saying if anybody wants to yap to me about their jeff the killer headcanons i’m right here just saying

JEFF THE KILLER HEADCANONS BECAUSE FUCK YOU! (Jk I love you and hope your life is great)

1. Him and BeN are besties for life, ride or die, would suck the poison out of each others dicks (not gay though)

2. Jeff has eye drops on him 24/7 so he doesn’t go fucking blind

3. Jeff has anger issues, one moment he’s chill as fuck and then EJ told him something that pisses him off- and now there’s a stab wound in Toby, a hole in the wall, and an angry Slenderman.

4. Jeff is totally straight. He totally thinks boobs are awesome. And totally only boobs. (He’s bisexual and swears on god he’s straight.)

5. He wakes up at 2 pm because he hates being awake in the mornings

6. He’s a metal head. He blasts music from his room so loud you can hear it across the mansion (slender mansion AU)

7. His deep gravely ass voice is perfect for metal songs

8. He likes to paint his nails black, and black only any other color is fucking gay

9. His vocabulary is 90% cuss words

10. He rarely showers. Ironically the gamer showers more often than him. Jeff prefers to be a stinky son of a bitch (take that fangirls)

11. He makes up for it with his dental hygiene (kinda) he brushes them twice a day and they look perfect (mostly)

12. He has extra sharp canines

13. He named his knife “Knifu” aka his knife waifu

14. The knife has been used so much that it constantly reeks of bleach and blood; it has permanent blood stains on it

15. Jeff bites his nails pretty often

16. Jeff isn’t good with throwing knives- he also isn’t that good at stabbing…

17. Jeff literally just stabs and stabs until he thinks his victim is dead, he doesn’t know any major artery’s (did I spell that right?)

18. Jeff is dyslexic

19. Jeff is horrible at math but refuses to admit it

20. Jeff wears eyeliner but refuses to admit it

21. He secretly loves the color pink but refuses to admit it (see a pattern here yet?)

22. Jeff is super sensitive to light due to the fact he doesn’t have any eyelids

23. He wears black gloves because he has burn marks on his hands and hates it when people look at them (fingerless gloves as his fingers aren’t burnt)

24. Jeff really wants tattoos and piercings but can’t get any due to his skin being extremely sensitive and fragile

25. Jeff hates the sun, it hurts his eyes and skin

26. Jeff likes going to playgrounds at night because 1. Fucking swings are awesome and 2. Creepy

27. Fucker is 5’11 and constantly calls BeN a midget

28. Jeff had a small crush on Toby for a while and lowkey has a small crush on BeN but…

29. Jeff is highkey downbad for EJ (it’s one-sided)

30. If Jeff ever tried to cook, he would burn everything

31. Jeff is fucking terrified of fire

32. Sometimes Ben likes to scare Jeff shitless by lighting a small fire inside Bens hands infront of Jeff

33. Sometimes Jeff throws Ben inside a kiddy pool and watches him panic about drowning (he is fully above the water)

34. Despite the fact Jeff and Ben both fuck with each other and their fears, they do it in tame ways to ensure the other doesn’t actually have a panic attack of any kind

35. Jeff lives in sweatpants, jeans are for losers and shorts are gay

36. T-shirts and hoodies, Jeff literally does not own a single sweater, long sleeve, or tank top.

37. His favorite T-shirt says “Fuck me in my ass (but not in a gay way)”

38. His second favorite says “Emo metal loving slut”

39. Both and almost all of his t-shirts are black with either white or red/pink writing

40. It is Jeff’s goal to have every photo taken of him (with permission) to have him flipping off the camera

41. Jeff watches South Park but thinks Family guy is stupid

42. He tries really hard to get on Liu/Sully’s good side but his anger issues usually get in the way

43. Jeff and Nina are actually really good friends that lowkey view each other as family

44. Jeff and Nina love to piss each other off constantly (Ben will prank whoever he is asked to)

45. Jeff has tried to kill Jane quite a few times, and Jane is constantly trying to kill him

46. Jeff personally isn’t into weed but he doesn’t judge BeN for being a stoner lowkey

47. Jeff is a virgin but he wouldn’t be nervous at all about having sex

48. Jeff is a kinky bastard

49. Jeff likes a good bowl of strawberry ice cream

50. Jeff likes banana smoothies

51. Jeff owns a few Nirvana T-shirts

Headcannons for the creeps x a super extroverted and hyperactive reader??? Please and thank you :3

CREEPS X HYPER! READER <33

TW - serial killers (duh) , mention of supernatural activity and gore & stuffs

TOBIAS ROGERS

• He’s naturally pessimistic, and has never cared for the rambunctious type. So at first, he’d find you very annoying and childish.

• Due to his devotion to the Slenderman, he has little to no control over his emotions and doesn’t have much of a personal life. He comes to find your extroverted personality somewhat..refreshing after spending so much of his time within the gloomy (and gorey) confines of the forest.

• Your time spent together may be short, but he grows to enjoy your company, and spends all of his personal time with you. He enjoys listening to you speak and silently admires how outgoing you can be. His distaste quickly becomes less apparent, and is replaced with a sense of familiarity. This would probably take an extremely long time though.

EYELESS JACK

• He has very poor social skills, and extremely prominent trust issues. He doesn’t trust anyone, especially those who are outwardly trying to befriend him.

• This doesn’t mean he doesn’t want to meet someone, possibly fall in love, but it does make it very very hard for him. Like toby, once there is a bond built he becomes quite fond of your outgoing personality.

• He lacks basic communication skills due to a sheltered upbringing and his adult life being cut short, to put it simply. A lot of experiences with you will be firsts for him in social, communication aspects. He greatly enjoys conversations with you and hearing you recount past wild escapades once he’s comfortable enough to let his guard down. Although, like toby this will take years.

JEFF THE KILLER

• To put it simply, he hates it at first. He sees it as a challenge. Do you think you’re better than him?! He hates anybody whose better than him at anything, and he has horrible social skills. At first, you’ll catch him glaring, then he’ll try to start a fight with you for no apparent reason. Then he’ll try to make conversation even though his social skills are horrible, then be offended when you don’t want to speak to him.

• If at some point you forgive him for being a nuisance, you will have to calm him down a lot and essentially talk for him in many situations. He’s not as calm or mature as Jack or toby in this sense.

• Similarly to Jack, you’ll have the stronger communication skills in the relationship. He differs from Jack in the way that he won’t let you.

LAUGHING JACK

• He’s extremely extroverted as well, so you’ll essentially be bouncing off of eachother and annoying everybody.

• He’s very happy that you’re equally as hyper at him, nobody else is. Mischief is on the horizon…

• He’s basically the only one whose normal about anything. Despite being a murderous clown. Does that say a lot?

his gap hoodie! 🥲

not a question but i absolutely adore ur ticcijeff stuff :3

Blade kiss

CREEPYPASTA HEADCANON REQUESTS!

Will do!

- Creepypasta x creepypasta scenarios, headcanons and one shots!

- Creepypasta x reader scenarios, headcanons and oneshots!

- General Creepypasta headcanons/ Oddly specific headcanons

WILL NOT DO

- Full blown spicy stuff 😰 I will write suggestive things but I feel like my writing comes off as very awkward in that realm lol

- Overly vulgar (gorey) things. I just don’t feel comfortable writing it. Obviously things will be gorey bc it’s serial killers and stuff but, I won’t be writing anything beyond the surface.

Thank you! Please please send requests because I love getting asks and I am soo bored this summer! <3