Y'all, Y'ALL- I Just Noticed That Hobie Brown Has Dimples

y'all, Y'ALL- I just noticed that Hobie Brown has dimples

this is my favourite discovery

so like does anyone else get their mbti by looking at what their highest kins are listed as on the website? like anytime i take the test its almost always inaccurate and so i go through all of the types and see what characters apply and if most of the characters are ones i like REALLY relate to then thats what i am end of story

THE VOICES

"What did you say?! CASA HOUSE?! CASA MEANS HOUSE BRO! YOU'RE SAYING HOUSE HOUSE! Would I ask to use the stove stove in your kitchen kitchen?!"

Let me tell you there are people out there that think Hobie wouldn't smoke weed because doing so is a 'black stereotype'

They think he wouldn't smoke weed because he's 'too aware' and woke for that and he would never want to be dazed out and intoxicated

Let me tell you

They will believe this - even the guy has said it himself that he gets intoxicated

BY DRINKING.

AND ENJOYS IT.

And to that I say

Bro why

10,001 fics of Hobie at a pub drinking it's cool but then there's a couple of him smoking some trees and it's 'hate when ppl reduce him to a stereotype 😪'

like hey buddy hey pal

I know these statistics are American but the guys from 1978 or something

let's be real here let's be ever so real

if he admits to drinking what convinces you smoking is out of the picture?? do you really think he'd think weed is worse than liqour??

The only alternative I'll accept is he's one of those people that gets anxious while he's high

Cause it's funny to think of Hobie taking a singular hit then being like 'nah bruv that shit is scaring the hell outta me 😩 fuck is my heart racing for'

Reader having to help Hobie chill out cause he got SO HIGH his spider sense started bugging out so now he's laying on the ceiling face down doing deep breathing exercises

And the reader is like 'see that's what you get for trying to hit the bong like that'

Miles thinks they found a variant.