Draco: When I Said Bring Me Back Something From The Beach, I Meant Like A Seashell

draco: when i said ‘bring me back something from the beach’, i meant like a seashell

harry, struggling to hold onto a seagull: well you didn’t fucking say that

Slytherin!Harry in every year

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Claus-trophobic

(( OOC: Based on this text post. Peter played by @sirussly )) 

Newt: I’m not an emotional person..

Theseus: you were crying abt snakes yesterday

Newt, chocking back tears: tHEY DON’T HAVE LEGS

so y’all know in Harry Potter, Snape is actually really really terrible and hates Harry but all throughout the books, he still does things to help Harry and keep him safe, and that’s like super confusing right? well I’ve finally figured out why. it’s called bad writing

Marauders Headcanons

James:

Snaps his fingers when he speaks

Morning person

The arsehole who pulls the blankets off u

Sirius tried to murder him when he did this

Sings opera in the shower

Can yodel really well

Gets high off sugar

Was recruited to the Slug Club after spotting the Snitch in first year before the Seeker

Can pull off Chaser and Seeker

Wanted to leave Hogwarts when he found out firsties couldn’t play

Has a lot of biscuits, courtesy of Minerva McGonagall

Has an ongoing prank war with Lily

Invented pumpkin bombs in Third Year

Really gets on well with Madam Rosmerta

Peter Pettigrew:

Has so many beanies

Makes a lot of cat puns behind McGonagall’s back

Really struggles with lessons

Secretly really talented at art

Myrtle once asked him out

They went out for a month

Until she kept popping up when he used the toilet

Really close with the Kitchen Elves

Does a conspiracy column in the “Hogwarts Times” with Xenophilius Lovegood

Great to confide in

Plans cover stories in his head before the prank is actually carried out

Always has a good alibi

Likes spiders for some reason

The shortest Marauder

Really good at Divination

Predicted a lot of the stuff that broke the Marauders up

Nobody listened to him

Remus Lupin:

Talks about “the universe” a lot when he’s drunk

And gives passionate speeches on philosophy and theology

Which he doesn’t know anything about

Has lots of deep conversations late at night when he should be asleep and his eyes are falling shut

Everyone thinks he’s stoned a lot of the time

Freckles and acne scars

Has anxiety

Withdraws from his friends once in a while cos “they’re all going to leave anyway”

It takes a while to convince him that they’re there for him

Swears way too much

Spread the rumour that Snape was a vampire in the Illuminati

Half the school believed it at some point

The Marauders went around wearing garlic earrings and necklaces for three weeks

Sooooo sarcastic

Wears Sirius’ leather jacket over his sweaters

Doesn’t turn in his homework in on time

The worst prefect ever

Went to a Halloween party as himself because “I’m the biggest monster here”

Sirius Black Lupin:

Calls McGonagall “Professor Toebeans” because “if I’m Padfoot, then why shouldn’t I?”

Has a long list of pet names for “Minnie McG”

Spent two years learning how to tip his chair

Fell on his arse a lot

Spent a week in St. Mungo’s after drinking nearly two gallons of Firewhisky on a dare

It took ages for him to stop saying Mudblood entirely although he knew it was wrong

Hates himself for still having thoughts about blood purity

Sometimes James’ cloak, Remus, and Sirius go inexplicably missing for long periods of time

They come up with the most bullshit excuses

“We were taking the cloak for a walk”

“It wanted to see the Squid”

Found out what a motorbike was in Muggle Studies

The Order t-shirts were his idea

Ocassionally rages about his mother

Started a new house with Barbarossa Brocklewank as its founder

Took Divination for a laugh

Told the Professor she was in for “a minty morning” when he read his tea leaves

Didn’t notice the shackles at the bottom of the cup

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