When Will People Finally Accept Remus Lupin As The Stoner Bisexual Disaster That He Truly Is???

When will people finally accept Remus Lupin as the stoner bisexual disaster that he truly is???

Slytherin: package for hufflepuff.

Hufflepuff: thanks! have a good day!

Slytherin: don’t tell me what to do.

Hufflepuff:

649. Nothing, and I mean nothing makes a slytherin more livid than someone who claims to be amazing at something they are complete shit at. Case in point, Gordon Ramsey. That fucker is slytherin through and through and he is famous for absolutely skinning people for terrible cooking when they are self proclaimed masters… but also with kids he is so gentle and kind because he knows they’re learning, not masters and honestly… 

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when sirius falls through the veil he immediately falls into someone’s arms. he thinks it must be james, and he hugs back, but it’s not james. james is standing across from him. he looks up at the person hugging him from behind and sees the much older face of a boy he once loved as a brother. regulus stares back at him. sirius is stunned, for a moment. he doesn’t know what to think or do, but regulus interrupts the silence and falls to his knees in front of sirius.

“i never should’ve stayed. when you left home, and asked me if i would go with you, i should have said yes.”

Even I, a known lesbian, have a crush on Andy Samberg.

2018 Things The Marauders Would Say

Sirius: Slay Me My Queen

Remus: That’s A Mood

James: Lit Fam

Peter: Yeet