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Draco And Harry Get Drunk At A Dinner Party And End Up Making Out In A Closet.

Draco and Harry get drunk at a dinner party and end up making out in a closet.

After a while, Lucius comes looking for them and opens the closet door, causing both of them to tumble out on to the floor.

Draco looks up at him and says, ‘I’m so sorry, father. I came out of the closet.’

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