Bill: What Are You Drinking?
Bill: what are you drinking?
MC: vodka.
Bill: but you’re 15.
MC: time is an illusion.
-
cosmic-rainestorm liked this · 4 years ago -
jovialthings liked this · 4 years ago -
beingafuckingpotatoe liked this · 5 years ago -
booksfandomsforever liked this · 5 years ago -
lorayy liked this · 6 years ago -
madamejinx liked this · 6 years ago -
sunflowerlia liked this · 6 years ago -
kjk2788 liked this · 6 years ago -
lina-prongs liked this · 6 years ago -
weepingbananacloudtoad liked this · 6 years ago -
tooanxiousforacoolname liked this · 6 years ago -
ihaveno-life liked this · 6 years ago -
ashlinsparrow liked this · 6 years ago -
asliceofpumpkinpie liked this · 6 years ago -
jarjayes-toes liked this · 6 years ago -
bobor999 liked this · 6 years ago -
tinyunknownbeliever liked this · 6 years ago -
lypsio-0 liked this · 6 years ago -
monfolamour liked this · 6 years ago -
lexie-ram liked this · 6 years ago -
princess-of-rainbow-blog liked this · 6 years ago -
lesbiansappho liked this · 6 years ago -
katherinepiercehphm liked this · 6 years ago -
superenchantingpotato liked this · 6 years ago -
bluestardust liked this · 6 years ago -
canadiankae liked this · 6 years ago -
arainbowteddybear liked this · 6 years ago -
if-youre-not-a-dog-then-leave liked this · 6 years ago -
getting-old-er reblogged this · 6 years ago -
getting-old-er liked this · 6 years ago
-
codename-mango liked this · 6 years ago -
mxmothman reblogged this · 6 years ago -
missygenius liked this · 6 years ago -
nakamuranya reblogged this · 6 years ago -
nakamuranya liked this · 6 years ago
-
trenchcoatedwhiskers reblogged this · 6 years ago -
trenchcoatedwhiskers liked this · 6 years ago
-
pendragonkitty36 liked this · 6 years ago
-
aureliegil reblogged this · 6 years ago -
heyhoneybunx liked this · 6 years ago -
tired-momfriend liked this · 6 years ago -
ditvague liked this · 6 years ago -
thatweirdpossumkid liked this · 6 years ago
More Posts from St4rf00k3r
Slytherin: I only feel one emotion, and it’s anger.
Ravenclaw: last night you texted me, like, 100 heart emojis.
Slytherin: out of anger.
649. Nothing, and I mean nothing makes a slytherin more livid than someone who claims to be amazing at something they are complete shit at. Case in point, Gordon Ramsey. That fucker is slytherin through and through and he is famous for absolutely skinning people for terrible cooking when they are self proclaimed masters… but also with kids he is so gentle and kind because he knows they’re learning, not masters and honestly…
mood
submitted by anon
Even I, a known lesbian, have a crush on Andy Samberg.
2018 Things The Marauders Would Say
Sirius: Slay Me My Queen
Remus: That’s A Mood
James: Lit Fam
Peter: Yeet
Sex is intimate and sacred. Your body is a temple and you shouldn’t share it with anyone who thinks that Sirius and Remus weren’t a couple