st4rf00k3r - lil
st4rf00k3r
lil

oscar wilde & marauders enjoyer

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Sirius: Okay! If I Ever Find The Person That Stole My Shirt They Are Going To Get A-

sirius: okay! if i ever find the person that stole my shirt they are going to get a-

remus: [walks into the room with sirius' shirt on] morning everybody.

sirius: a big kiss from me.

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6 years ago

“where’s the cannon” is one of the funniest fucking one-liners in harry potter

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6 years ago

James: I’m sorry. Maybe you’d like a chocolate.

[offers box of chocolates] Notice that I haven’t eaten any of the chocolate.

Lily: The box had two levels. You know it and I know it.

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st4rf00k3r
6 years ago

Where my introverts at?

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st4rf00k3r
6 years ago

Sirius: I’m tired of Remus.

Sirius: He keeps stealing my jackets and t-shirts.

Sirius: I will kill him if he wear my jacket one more time.

Remus: *enters the room with Sirius’ leather jacket and t-shirt.*

Remus: Hey!

Sirius: you loOK SO CUTE. WANNA TAKE MY OTHER JACKETS?

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st4rf00k3r
6 years ago

she wanted to fuck me

harder than the US Government

fucked Bin Laden

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