I Just Saw Your Thing About Paying For Demonology Deep Dives So Disregard My Previous Ask Sorry >~

I just saw your thing about paying for demonology deep dives so disregard my previous ask sorry >~<

its ok!! U dont actually have to pay for it, its a trade, like divination, and other, I do actually wanna post a deep dive on Lucifer cus some girl I know fancy him, and my own personal endeavors, but I would have to do it at my mothers, I have erine and arch angel Micheals deep dive that was paid for, via blaze.

When they call me a cripple on the street and laugh at me limping along, I ask Lord Hephaestus to limp alongside me.

I think of His epithets, Amphigyḗeis, "the lame one"; literally "lame on both sides" and Kyllopodíōn, "club-footed" or "of dragging feet". How His disability is revered as divine.

And I feel less alone.

Love Hermes constantly reminding me that corporations don’t deserve the same empathy as humans.

me: I kinda wanna steal this but idk…. I kinda feel bad

Lord Hermes: where’s the owner?

me: ??? of this store? This is like.., a massive franchise idk where the owner is. They’re probably not even in the country

Hermes: No owner no problem! The people currently working shift at this business are not responsible for losses and this company has insurance. You’re not hurting any real people.

me: 😃

*alternatively,*

me: Hermes I wanna steal this but I’m not sure

Hermes: That woman over there working the till owns this store, she has three kids and had to take out a loan to start this business. Steal it from Walmart instead

me: oooh you’re right you’re right true true.

ALSO

Hermes: WHY!! THE FUCK ARE YOU PAYING FOR THAT!!!!?????

me: uh?? idk i..??? i don’t want to go to jail…?

Hermes: THAT BOTTLE OF WATTERR!!!!!! IS 6 WHOLE DOLLARS AND YOU ARE POOORRR!!!!! BOY IF YOU DONT SHOVE THAT SHIT IN YOUR BAG RIGHT NOW. I WILL COVER FOR YOU!!!! HOLY SHIT

me: 😜☺️

and yet he's still one of the most handsomest god ive ever seen ngl, it doesn't matter how he comes, he's still handsome because its him.

Designs I’ve seen for Hermes so far:

- otherworldly being radiating power and energy, a form of something no longer a human but an outside shell for what it truly is

- disco man

- whore

for the ask game !

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⭐ - What is something you wish people outside your practice knew more about?

I wish people knew that everyones experience with a deity is different and not to do readings on someone without their permission!

🌱 - Does nature - plants, nature spirits, etc. - play a big role in your practice?

yes!! if im doing a festival id ask a spirit of it for help and I use herbs

Ive always wondered this too!!

I have another question (yeah, I know, what a surprise)

what do gods/deities do in their daily life? Or when they're not with us?

Maybe this question is really human-like, because they probably don't work in an office handling paperwork. And it's probably a bit stupid, but I always wondered and idk if there's an actual response in books or somewhere else.

Of course, I know it depends. In some myths, some deities are told to be wandering around the countryside and dealing with plants (Demeter, Persephone, and a lot more) or having parties (Dionysius, Norse deities sometimes, etc). But like, on a daily basis?

I guess Apollo wakes up and guides the sun, but what else does he do? Not saying it is an easy job, but asking if he does something else. Does he visit hospitals from time to time? Or goes to concerts often?

Does Hermes sometimes visit the subway? Is he just going around fetching dead people to guide them to the underworld? Does he go gambling from time to time and give someone too much luck?

Does Hypnos go to a poppy field and he just lays down to take a nap? Does he go around people's nightmares and turn them into soothing dreams? Is he watching when kids have the first dream they remember?

Does Aphrodite go to the beach from time to time to get tan? Does she like to go to perfume shops? Is she making people give compliments to others who feel very bad about their self image that day?

Does Artemis just guide the moon or does she also visit zoos? Is she around for the birth of someone's first baby? Is she there taking care of the animals sacrificed to be our food?

Does Lucifer wander around the stars and fly to see the first light of the morning? And the last light of the evening? Is he reading books that no one has heard of in old libraries? Is he guiding the hand of the artist who draws his first nude portrait?

Does Beelzebub like to smoke and hang out in cemeteries? Is he there when someone saves a bug instead of killing it? Is he checking that all dead beings in the forest decay correctly?

Does Stolas enjoy accompanying biology students to their first field trip to identify rocks? Is he the one who makes people cry of joy when they look at the stars? Does he spend his time reading articles about the use of plants in modern medicine?

Idk, it's nice to think about what they might be doing when they're not with us as their "9 to 5" lol. But is there an actual answer to this or am I just daydreaming too much? 😔