RUN RUN RUN GO GO GO LETS SCATTER THESE AROUND STANFORDS LAB

RUN RUN RUN GO GO GO LETS SCATTER THESE AROUND STANFORD’S LAB

HELLO COLE'S DAD/MY BOSS!

SO, THE WEATHER IS GREAT ISN'T IT?

YEA!

[ @colethefuckwad and @corvid-bird QUICK I'M KEEPING HIM DISTRACTED GO STEAL THE THIGH HIGHS]

....YOU GUYS KNOW I CAN SEE THE WHOLE ASK, RIGHT? WE'RE NOT TALKING FACE TO FACE, WE'RE ONLINE. SO, PLEASE ASSURE ME IM NOT THE REASON YOU'RE STEALING THIGH HIGHS...

RIGHT?

EAT THE FORKS

OTHER HENCHMANIAC HERE

Where do you keep your forks? [Asking for a friend]

[Totally not robbing your kitchen right now]

”uh…go rob my Gruncle Ford, my mum and dad would be made if you ate our forks…”

Pussy.

Henchmaniac here! Where do you store pens, I’m gonna eat them!

”my pens…? Uh…I don’t have a lot of them, I don’t want you to eat them so…”

QUICK I NEED TO CONVINCE SOMEONE BILLFORD IS CANNON SOMEONE GIVE ME GOOD LORE POSTS.

HELL YEAHH

* violent shaking of the hands *

Oh by the way I already have a Bill Cipher dad! But you get to be my second option!

Finally doing my application woo!

1. I can bite bitches mwhehe, I also can draw you anywhere you want and I steal shit

2. Chaotic neutral duh

3. I would rip the heart from the earth for you

That seems like a lot of great personality traits that you have…

(And they could come really handy in some situations)

* he holds out his hand with a blue flame *

If you want to… your in the gang.

:)

Unstableness is proceeding into dangerous territory

I wanna cosplay.

I wanna write lore

I want my dad

I want to talk to someone

I want to draw

I want to sleep

I want to stop thinking

I want to stop breathing

What the fuck is up with me