If It Doesn't *insert Sensory Slug Clicking Noises* When He Walk, I Shall Not Listen When He Talk

If it doesn't *insert sensory slug clicking noises* when he walk, I shall not listen when he talk 😩🤌🏻

goes to a bottom surgery consultation and asks for this guy as my new peanis

OBSESSED with the Marilyn Monroe vibes from this holy fuck

A Star Is Born

I LOVE A-TRAIN

Omegaverse Reference Document is Live!

Yup, you heard that right. I have posted the extensive, ridiculously long and detailed overview of how my Omegaverse canon functions. Read it here! Omegaverse Canon Reference Document

Stay tuned to see specific documents for my main fandoms! On the agenda is (in order of priority): The Boys Fallout 4 Red Dead Redemption 2 NBC Hannibal

Latin American Garashir first meeting. Aka one of the gayest versions of this scene

Some things to note.

Garak at first calls Julian “Shamir”. This isn’t his actual name in this dub or anything it’s just a mistake so i (reluctantly) decided to not have the subtitles reflect this mistake.

And more importantly.

I once went through each and every dub Netflix has of ds9 and watched this scene in an attempt to figure out which of Garak’s voice actors understood the homoerotic undertones (are they even subtle enough to be called undertones?) of this scene based on their performances. I could only determine that not only did this voice actor understand what was up, he made it his personal mission to deliver us levels of flirtatiousness the world can scarcely handle.

Garak sounds so unbelievably flamboyant, dramatic and flirty here that I genuinely can’t listen to this scene without feeling like I’m intruding on their privacy or something. Genuinely gasped when he called him jovencito in that horny tone. Im usually totally biased to Spain’s dubs since I’m from there, but Spain’s version of this scene is so dry that there’s simply no competition. I’m not a big fan of Julian’s voice actor here cause I think his voice is a bit too deep, but I’m in love with Garak’s