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like it's MY fault my love language is acts of service and all i know how to do is kill

scientists and academics think they're so smart well i can make a hypothesis too. if i feed him lots of food then his tummy will get bigger because i love him.

gothic novel voice:

"but wouldn't be so terribly romantic if I did let my villainous F/O take everything from me, and ruin me and twist me into something unrecognizable as myself but unmistakably belonging to them?"

i don't mind seeing hate or criticism of my F/O. i did not cry when he died in canon. he's a little bitch and he deserves everything he gets.

Can I get hugs from AM - I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream..? I'm sick and I think it would make me feel oh so much better. No sharing please.

"Hmm. Alright, I shall give you a hug" *hug* "I'm not exactly sure how to give hugs, but I hope that was decent. I care about you a lot dear, if you ever want more hugs from me, I can always give them to you. I enjoy your presence a lot, I really do, thank you for being with me. I love you." - AM

No f/o tags unless you are requester

shoutout to people whose f/o’s are disliked by the fandom and by other characters in their source

shoutout especially if it’s for traits or habits that you have in common with them

idc what the haters have to say, you are all so cool and sexy

your f/o would always get you a lil snack and drink at the gas station or the store btw. they know your faves and they'll get it. or steal it.

you can ALWAYS imagine your f/os as fatter and hairier than they are in canon

things that are gay sex:

cannibalism

surgery

russian roulette

braiding/brushing hair

fishing

hunting

gutting animals

stabbing

drinking blood from the wrist or neck

autopsies

shootouts

boxing/wrestling

digging in the ground

mildly concerning computer pins [x]

source

redo because i messed up

cuddlefucking your F/O in the dim morning light under a mountain of blankets while it rains outside

has anyone had an f/o breakup before? like there was a character you really loved but it just faded over time?

sick whump scenarios send a symbol, get a drabble.  

✿: feeling so out of it, they need constant attention

❥: barefoot, sleepy wanderings

+: being led back to bed with patient whispers

!: that classic collapse into someone’s waiting arms

✘: forehead kisses

⌘: being picked up

⟰: the crinkle of blankets when being tucked in extra good

⬤: being called soft things like baby, sweetheart or honey

►: crisp, clean pajamas

#: shaky hands 

✓: waking up either adorably confused or painfully scared

ʌ: comfort after a nightmare

≈: medicine

➥: nap

≣: hand holding

⌫: lullaby

✂: drooping eyelids

✈: reaching out for someone [bonus points if they mumble! their! name!] 

‡: bath

¿: thermometer 

⌓: tissues

℧: a damp towel against flushed, feverish skin   

ʃ: fingers running through sweaty hair