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that some people respond to any well-foreshadowed reveal with “ugh that plot twist was so predictable” proves bad faith criticism has rotted their brains to the point they think it’s bad writing if they can correctly identify information the writers were intentionally giving them
© Tim Stock
Charles Stanton Breese - Evening, 1850-1875
“star wars needs more flawed female characters” yall couldn’t even handle satine kryze
the problem with children is that theyre very excited to hear about monsters and death and so on but at one point they stop being excited and start getting scared and you gotta be good in spotting the exact moment before this happens to start backtracking everything. yes yes vampires are real and drink people's blood but no they don't live here and they cannot come here because uuuuh they cant travel outside the place they died in. it's vampire science. yes i studied it.
The Kingdom of Dreams and Madness | 夢と狂気の王国 (2013) dir. Mami Sunada
eastern europeans love tumblr because it's literally a website for complaining. and we fucking love complaining like nothing else
the absolute BEST rival dynamic is where one of them is like “you are my equal unlike any other, you respect me and my power even if you disagree with my methods, i will only die by your hand and you by mine, perhaps i want your attention perhaps i love you, together we challenge each other to unseen heights, we are each other’s destiny, we are intrinsically linked,” and the other person is genuinely like “please die”
yeah they dropped a new love language. yeah a sixth one. its biting
Rogue One: A Star Wars Story (2016)
i think the funniest part about casey jones that i dont see people talk about is he is a good guy but he deadass looks like a serial killer stereotype. if somebody who wore a hockey mask and had a shitton of weapons at his disposal walked up to me at night id shit bricks
*blatant misinformation* but youre not ready for that conversation
Booby traps? Sure, I would easily fall into a trap if I saw boobs