My Sarcasm Has Been Found

My Sarcasm has been found

Relax with George’s new ASMR video..

facts about the beatles that i like 

ringo 

was actually the most popular member when they first arrived in america. 

was considered the best drummer in liverpool when he joined the beatles 

worlds richest drummer 

the storyteller for thomas the tank 

was the first member to try weed 

was also the first member to leave the group during the white album sessions (he came back though..obviously)

in 1961 he wanted to move to america with a friend but decided not to since there was a lot of paperwork involved 

when george had an affair with ring’s wife he said; “better you than someone I don’t know”

was with his first wife when she was on her deathbed 

set up his own furniture company in 1971

he would record his drum parts in one take 

is left handed but plays with a right handed kit 

still runs on stage for performances bc he’s nervous 

when performing live he would watch john’s ass to keep up with time 

Rolling Stones ranked him the fifth best drummer in rock history 

he hated drum solos 

when John was killed he was the only beatle to fly to new york and comfort yoko 

never had pizza or onions before 

john 

enjoyed playing monopoly 

the first instrument he learned to play was the harmonica 

he enjoyed drawing and acting 

kept a light on whenever he slept 

later in his life found out he was dyslexic 

he would make lunches for his entire staff 

growing up he was self conscious about his nose 

he wanted jesus and adolf on the sgt pepper’s cover 

the only beatles not to became a vegetarian 

called paul’s music “granny music”

took paul to paris with his birthday money and bought him all the banana milkshakes he wanted 

in 1965 a reporter called him the “fat beatle” and he started to eat less after that 

didn’t talk to cynthia for weeks when she cut her hair short

referred to paul as “an old estranged fiance of mine”

was the one to quit the band officially 

he was invested by the fbi when he moved to America bc he was “influencing the nations youth”

around the time he died he wanted to start touring again 

when he was younger, a friend dared him to masturbate ten times. he made it to nine. 

bought an island in 1967

made a fifteen minute motion shot with yoko of his penis going from flaccid to erect 

hated his voice and often tried to fix it on the records 

paul 

failed choir boy auditions twice 

when he first met john and played for him his voice kept cracking from nerves 

made his first girlfriend’s mom comb his leg hairs 

arrested in 1960 for lighting a condom on fire in germany 

the first instrument he learned to play was the trumpet 

him and Linda appeared on an episode of the simpsons 

once made a live web video about making mashed potatoes 

very jealous of anyone who got near John 

from past one nightstands apparently the smallest dick, but was the best in bed

was the main reason why the beatles got as much done as they did 

once took lsd with john so that he wouldn’t go through it alone 

was made an honorary detective by nypd after giving a charity concert for 9/11

once told a reporter that yoko looked like a gigantic swollen chopstick with black chia pet hair 

helped julian buy john’s letters from yoko 

on the day that john told the band he was leaving them for good paul was trying to convince them to start touring again 

wrote his song here today as a poem first bc he didn’t think he’d be able to sing it 

for the eight days a week movie premiere he wore the same suit he wore for the hard days night premiere and was super happy about it 

george 

first beatle to travel to america and play there as well 

organized the 1971 concert for Bangladesh with Indian musician ravi shankar

rolling stones ranked him #11 on their list of “100 greatest guitarists of all time”

two time rock and roll hall of fame inductee 

one time walked into a girls dressing room and asked if he could just look at them while masturbating

offered to come with ringo to see his sick daughter even though he was dying from cancer 

got a black eye once for defending ringo 

would make paul and john share rooms with ringo so they could make him feel more welcomed in the group 

once said he had an eight hour long erection 

lost his virginity to a german hooker with john, pete, and paul in the room 

a car enthusiast 

yoko once ate his biscuits at the studio and he called her a bitch for it 

he played violin in “all you need is love”

composed a soundtrack for a movie (wonderwall)

for most of his life he thought his birthday was feb. 25. but later on discovered it was feb. 24. he was born at 11:50 pm. 

he went to the same elementary school as john but they never met 

voted best actor out of the four 

helped broaden the beatles sound later on 

he was the first beatle to have a solo act hit #1

Happy B-Day Rings 💜❤️

50 YEARS OF LET IT BE

         May 8, 1970

JOHN: We were limiting our capacity to write and perform by having to fit it into some kind of format, and that’s why it caused trouble. It’s not that we didn’t like each other. I’ve compared it to a marriage a million times, I hope it’s understandable for people. It was a long relationship. It started many, many years before the American or English public knew us. Paul and I were together since he was fifteen and I was sixteen. It’s a long, long time that the four of us had been together. And what happened was, through boredom and just too much of everything, the pressure of it finally got to us. So, what people do when they’re together, they start picking on each other. It was like, ‘It’s because of you, you got the tambourine wrong, that my whole life is a misery.’ It became petty, but the manifestations were on each other because we were the only ones we had. PAUL: At one point George went and we had a meeting at John’s house, and I think John’s first comment was, “Let’s get Eric [Clapton] in.” And I said, “No!” I think John was half-joking. We thought, “Wait a minute. George has left. We can’t have this. This isn’t good enough.” (…) In fact, what happened is we showed how the breakup of a group works. We didn’t realize that we were breaking up as it was happening. GEORGE: I think the original idea of Let It Be was Paul’s idea to do a live album. We were gonna rehearse all these songs, and then make an album out of a live show. The album became us in the studio, rehearsing the songs as they were recorded. (…) [After I left] it was decided that we would get back together and finish the record. Twickenham Studios was very cold, and not a very nice atmosphere, so we decided to abandon that and go to Saville Row into the recording studio. RINGO: It shows on the record that when we were excited, the tracks are exciting. We all put in a thousand percent. When we were working on something good, the bullshit went out the window, and we got back to doing what we did really, really well. (…) A lot of days, even with all the craziness, it really worked still. PAUL: To me, the Beatles were always a great little band. Nothing more, nothing less. For all our success, when we sat down to play, we played good. From the very beginning when we first got Ringo into the band and before, but when we first got Ringo into the band, it really gelled. We played good. We never had too many of those times where it’s just not working. We had them like any other band, but for a great little rock’n’roll band, it seemed to work. JOHN: That’s the thing I miss most about the Beatles: just sitting down with a group and playing.