Im The Type Of Friend To Say Think Fast AFTER Ive Thrown A 21 Pound Boulder At Your Head

Im the type of friend to say “think fast” AFTER I’ve thrown a 21 pound boulder at your head

listened to we are untouchable again

how do you know if your discharge is honorable or dishonrable& why do they look at your goo in the army anyway

im so normal about this guy

obsessed with characters being saved against their will. being knocked unconscious and carried away from a danger they won't stop trying to fight. being shoved through a portal somewhere far away and safe right before it closes. trying to self-sacrifice only to have the exact person they're trying to save swap their places at the last second. getting the only cure to the disease or curse bc the person administering it loves them too much to give it to anyone else, including themselves. being thrown to safety right as they had accepted dying. someone else they thought had gotten to safety running back to drag them out of danger. it's so fucking tasty

these guys again ⁉