Top Tier Parenting, I'd Say XD

Top tier parenting, I'd say xD

Quill: Take literally any sentence he’s ever said to me and add “–or I’ll eat you.” to the end of it. That’s 97.8% of all the conversations we’ve had since I was six.

Silly headcanon that lil’ Peter really tried to be scary and intimating at one point but just wasn’t because he’s a scrappy, scrawny and just cute lil’ Terran, and looking all serious didn’t make it any better.

So whenever he tried, his “victims” would actually have trouble not to laugh aloud in his face – before they looked up and the laugh got stuck in their throats because while Peter wasn’t scary, smirking Yondu with his arrow at the ready standing right behind Peter was scary.

And they would scramble and hurry to do or hand over whatever Peter had wanted from them, and Peter is all-happy-bouncy and like “SEE, I did it!”

“Sure did, Pete,” Kraglin answers dutifully, patting the boy’s head and getting half-hearted complains for that while Yondu steps back and pretends not to be interested at all in any of this.

Somewhere in the background, the other Ravagers exchange glances like, “Should we tell ‘im?”

“Sure, if ye wanna make Capt’n really angry, go ‘head.”

“Eh, ‘m kinda attached to mah life.”

highly indulgent bb Yondu doodles

when dad joke backfires 

galaxy’s #1 dad

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