Maturing Is Realising Youd Look Hot Af!!! With Nipple Piercings But Cant Get Them Because You Essentially

maturing is realising you’d look hot af!!! with nipple piercings but can’t get them because you essentially play a full-contact sport

im such a slut for secret public sex. like please let me finger you in a crowded theater while i urge you to stay quiet for me. please follow me to the bathroom for a quickie. lets manhandle each other in the backseat of an uber while we stifle our sighs. let us risk getting caught just to have each other then and there.

making out is so underrated. i wanna sit and kiss and grind up on each other and breathe heavy and let my hands wander

I’m glad the folks at NASA are having fun with XKCD too.

i’m at home and you come in worn and stressed out and i grab your chin and ask you how you want me to please you tonight. tell me everything you want and need and let yourself go for me. do you want it gentle or rough tonight, darling? i’ll take care of you and help you forget all the worries of the day, don’t think one thought in your pretty little mind, just feel me. let your tears be from pleasure and fall asleep satisfied and relaxed, i’ll do the hard work for you