I Feel Like Fantasy Lesbian Aus Are So Repetitive With Their Characters Appearances. Where Is The Charming

I feel like fantasy lesbian aus are so repetitive with their characters appearances. Where is the charming vampire butch and the intimidating warewolf femme? The courtly butch prince and the loyal femme knight? The etherial butch elf and the femme orc? We need to step up our game...

Hey (with the intention to pin your hands above your head with our fingers interlaced while I fuck you deep and slow)

My favorite mermaid art is the one of a family photo with a mermaid mother and old sailor father and their sons are both reverse merfolk (human legs with fish heads).

Need me one of those kisses where we’re moaning into each others mouths, tongues touching, lip biting, hands all over each other, grabbing, until we’re both out of breath..,

“long hair on guys doesn’t make them less masculine. think keanu reeves, jason momoa, danny trejo, or the guy at your local dive bar who rides a motorcycle”

*the crowd nods*

“so long hair doesn’t necessarily determine masculinity”

*the crowd, more hesitant, still nodding*

“butches can have long hair—“

*GUNSHOT*

I’m very much a “let me do that for you princess” butch. Zero shame in it. You just sit there and look pretty for me darlin’