Extellamaster:

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“I am not! What makes you say that?! Besides you are more ‘horny on main’ then I am Little Ms, ‘Make out with Nameless-kun’ in the middle of our holiday!” 

….Wait which verse are you talking about Hakuno?

“Objection! I made out in private!  Aren’t you the one who got laid with Tamamo-no-mae? I never knew that you were so horny for that foxy’s booty. I heard you say Sex to a saber! *gasps* I can’t believe you are trying to use your harem passive.”

Wait....Which timeline is this?

akdas maybe it was a good idea that NPS are banned. it would be a mess for the medical team just

s/b: *looks at the medical team dead in the eyes* I got hit by a noble Phantasm.

“Rest in pieces, Lancer-san!” Go Jeanne-san! KICK THEIR ASS.

“Guys, all I can say is major YIKES.”

I was born for shock value

“I believe that’s a little too excessive. What about.. a drawing? Of her? Or a clothing item? Is it winter so.. A jacket, or something similar that she would joy.” Hakunon suggested.

@starrymaster​ replied to your post: ✿

“Oh, what kind of gift?”

「I was thinking of creating a personal Christmas tree for her so that everyone can have the chance to express their gratitude with an ornament. But I’m not sure if that is too excessive or not…」

「Do you perhaps have any suggestions?」