You Dumb Motherfucker Life Isn't About Smelling Flowers Or Feeling Radiant Sunshine On Your Skin Or Making

You dumb motherfucker life isn't about smelling flowers or feeling radiant sunshine on your skin or making meals with your loved ones. You idiot son of a bitch. It's about apps. It's about scrolling through apps.

Where would we be without the number 3. She's given us so much. <3. :3. What's next

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upcoming exhibitions (the works in progress post) .ᐟ

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☼ matthew sturniolo

⤷ ⁺⁎˚ baking deaf, blind, and mute mishap

☾ christopher sturniolo

⤷ ⁺⁎˚ frat party gone wrong [next up]

✴︎ matt & chris sturniolo

⤷ ⁺⁎˚ threesome fic

⤷ ⁺⁎˚ triplets’ camerawoman

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i reserve the right to change, discontinue, or delete anything on this list as i see fit. i don’t give detailed descriptions to minimize the chance that someone will steal my ideas. i like for people to be able to get a feel for what i’m working on, but if i think it’s not working out, i won’t continue to do so. also, i’m known to take my time when writing and do not have a set posting schedule. if you’d like to be tagged in anything, visit my masterlist for instructions. much love <3

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you’ve reached ground control (the guidelines post) .ᐟ

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☼ comfortable writing .ᐟ

fluff. small age gaps. angst. hurt/comfort. smut. dom/sub dynamics. threesomes. light bdsm. use of safeword. dacryphilia.

☾ uncomfortable writing .ᐟ

pregnancy. parenting. hard drugs. incest. large or illegal age gaps. depictions of rape or abuse. dom!reader. professor trope. inebriated sex. kinks including: spitting, daddy/sir/master, shit, vomit, feet, food, impact play, somnophilia, lactation, noncon.

⁺⁎˚ i reserve the right to add to this list as i please. if you aren’t sure about a request, just ask! i promise i’ll be nice about it <3 * • . *

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✴︎ other important information .ᐟ

while i can’t exactly stop minors from interacting with my blog, i ask that you please read the warnings thoroughly before reading a fic. if you don’t like something, don’t read it. i’m an adult and the things i write about reflect that.

i used to write for other people/characters on another blog for four years, so i’m pretty comfortable on this site. i know how tumblr can be, and i try to stay out of drama as much as possible. if you leave unwanted or unwarranted asks in my inbox, you’re getting blocked.

my writing is free to read, however that does not give anyone the right to plagiarize, repost, or translate my work. all of my writing is copyright © starrysturnz. if you come across stolen work i urge you to report and let me know. don’t be uncool, guys.

likes are loved, but reblogs are what really help an author out. please consider reblogging content you enjoy! it means a lot to us writers :’)

i write female!reader insert fics from the third person. i do my best to be as inclusive in my writing as possible, but i’m only human and sometimes i slip up. please let me know if you catch a non-inclusive descriptor in my work! i’ll edit it right out.

i write for matt and chris sturniolo only. nick will not have his own fanfictions, platonic or romantic. i do not write male!reader, so nick will only be featured as a supporting character in matt or chris fanfictions. i think it’s important to respect his sexuality.

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We need more representation for people who have to take a left turn on a busy road

kind of embarrassing to play a game that your friend recommended it’s like. ohh i’m pregnant with your game. i’m playing and it’s yours