For That One Batman Au I Made I Added Some More Kids

For that one batman au I made I added some more kids

Bruce got them all in one week

after a month of being tortured by these lil devil's he decided to let them loose on Gotham bcuz why not

Also Jason doesn't die (nobody does) but he IS going through a phase

Alfred thinking he won't have grandkids then seeing Bruce come home with 10 kids

Dick is 15

Jay is 14

Duke Cass Steph r 13

Tim Harper Terry r 12

Helena and Dami r 10

help help help i knew this edit was going to be self-indulgent as hell but wow i am LOSING MY MIND

talia: belt leash in the produce aisle w my toddler & zombie teen. dont even worry about it 

legit confused with how battinson would hold up with his soon to be extended family. in the dc comics we see his kids constantly clown on him cause they know he can take it. jason constantly waving his death certificate over bruce’s face? no biggie, he signed that himself. dick getting into an argument with him and calling him every scalding name in the book? bruce cursed like a sailor and probably taught him those. cass retreating into a blanket fort and refusing to speak with him? he’ll wait outside until she cools down to apologize.

but battinson? the man is one minor inconvenience away from a total breakdown all the time. his self esteem is in the dirt, he can’t look anyone in the eye, he doesn’t even know what he’s doing. so imagine his kids trying to assure him he’s doing a great job and him just curled up on the ground.

jason: b, it’s okay. sure i died but now i’m even beefier than you and the government won’t try to make me pay taxes :D

bruce: u have ptsd

jason: so does literally everyone else in this family

steph: wow u know i love your hair how is it holding its shape so well

bruce: i haven’t showered in 8 days

damian: father someone at the gala was looking at your behind and making lewd comments so i removed their eyes for you

bruce:

damian: because i care about you

dick: u know dami maybe some things are better left unsaid

damian: you are absolutely right grayson, how dare i voice my affection verbally. i’m getting soft. father, take these eyeballs and get out of my sight

Siblings are fun, right?

when your lil bro returned and asked for a piggy back ride like old times but he’s not scrawny anymore and is built like a tank for some reason

POSTING THIS AGAIN!!!

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE BE CAREFUL OUT THERE!!!