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women with swords. men with swords. everyone with swords . you agree. reblog
Was Elrond in a gay marriage? We don’t know, because it’s none of our goddamn business. … No matter what Elrond got up to, it didn’t effect his ability to perform his job like a boss. And that is to provide travelers with great directions.
Incorrect sayings that I use so often I’ve almost forgotten that they’re not the originals:
I have bigger fish to fight
We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it
You can lead a horse to water, but if you drown it you have to walk home
Opening a can of whales
You made your bed, now shit in it
Combining the latter two into the phrase “you opened this can of whales, now lie in it”
@salticid you’re amazing and I love ur cryptic spambot convo I hope u like this!!
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no I will not be normal about it I think you need to try being weird about it
i am so about walking around museums and holding hands
sometimes your distress does indicate you should stop and respect your limitations. at other times it's more of a baby aquatic mammal being introduced to water for the first time thing. Too bad the difference is so hard to tell.
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why do you hesitate to allow me to perform major surgery on you while you are deactivated we have watched multiple soap operas together we are friends now
Reblog this picture of me holding a Family Size box of Honey Nut Cheerios? I’d really appreciate it.
reblog & put an inside joke in the tags
Three of the four elements are represented in types of hockey; Air hockey (air), field hockey (earth), ice hockey (water). Fire hockey needs to be a thing.
Nonstick broom
for when the tv knitting needs to be a shape, I have been referring back to this pdf for years for basic garter stuff. also handy when designing your own lace rot 😊
So sick of dog motif what about cat motif.
I love you but we don't love the same. I can't be near you when you want me to be. Your love is smothering and your need to keep me safe is trapping me. I'm my own person but I don't know how to show you that. I lash out and hurt you even though I don't mean to. I need you to move slowly around me or I'll bolt. I love you, even though I don't say it. If you stay still I'll sit next to you, and even though we don't understand each other we can be together like that.
for me, Murderbot should be played by Vico Ortiz. look at them
the gender. the eyebrows. the empty stare. do you see it
“sex/romance/empathy makes us human,” they say. awful. pathetic. what makes us human is the urge to set things on fire